Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Vacation Themed Gift Box
Light up the holidays with our Jolliest Bunch of Assholes-themed gift box, inspired by the classic Christmas Vacation movie! Sip your eggnog in the "Jolliest Asshole" mug, deck the halls with a "Shitter's Full" ornament, and relive the Griswold family's misadventures with an acrylic moose mug. Keep your spirits bright with peppermint cocktail pouches, jot down your holiday plans with Christmas Vacation pencils, and gather 'round for some laughs with Christmas Vacation playing cards. And if you need a sweet escape, indulge in Zingerman's Bark, because even the Griswolds deserve a treat! It's the gift that's sure to make everyone say, "It's a beaut, Clark!”
Includes: Jolliest Asshole Mug ,Shitters Full Ornament, Acrylic Moose Mug, Peppermint Cocktail Pouch, Christmas Vacation Pencils, Christmas Vacation Playing Cards, Zingerman’s Bark
Substitutions
Individual items are subject to availability, but not to worry! If something is out of stock, we'll swap it for an equally awesome item that's in keeping with the theme.
There are currently no customer-initiated substitutions allowed for our ready-to-ship gift boxes.
If you'd like to customize a gift box, you may begin that process by filling out a survey in our Custom Gift Box listing.
Disclaimer
Images are a sample. The actual items may vary by color or style from box to box, but each gift is prepared by hand to ensure every box is cute and cohesive.
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We will gladly take back merchandise that is new and unused, with a receipt, within 14 days of purchase. If you need to return something that was shipped it must be mailed back within 14 days of the delivery. Items must be in unused condition with tags still attached. Unfortunately, if the items are not received in this time frame we are not able to process the return. To start a return email hello@rockpaperscissorsshop.com with your name, order number, and reason for return. Please use RETURN as the subject. We will email you back with an RA number that must be on the outside of the package if the return is approved. Returns sent without an RA number are unable to be processed or sent back without payment of shipping. Seasonal merchandise, gift boxes, consumable products and gifts with purchase are final sale.
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Occasionally an item is damaged during shipping. We know it is a bummer when that happens! To report a damaged item, please email us within 3 business days of delivery and include your order number, a brief description of the issue and a photo of the damaged item to lisa@rockpapersissorsshop.com. Each damage report will be individually reviewed for replacement assistance.
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We hope it is rare, but once in a while we make a mistake. We’re real humans packing and shipping each order after all! We take great care when fulfilling orders but sh*t happens. Please email us within 3 business days with your order number and a brief description of the issue to lisa@rockpapersissorsshop.com and we’ll do our best to make it right.
Kindly note, we reserve the right to substitute items included in gift and card boxes based on stock availability. We prepare each order by hand and make every effort to swap out of stock items for items with equal value, sentiment and style. Substituted items are not eligible for return or exchange. That may sound like a CYA move, but really it is because we’re a small business with limited inventory. We love the fact that our selection is constantly changing to bring our customers fresh, new finds!
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