25% Off All Ornaments 12.6 - 12.12 + Free shipping on all gift boxes!

  • 25% Off All Ornaments

    Wed. 12.6 - Tues 12.12

    All of our favorite holiday ornaments are on sale in-store and online! Trim your tree with these collectible, silly and irreverent ornaments.

    Shop Now

  • Ready-to-Ship Boxes

    Shop our curated collection of bold, ready-to-ship gift boxes for any occasion! From new baby to birthday, we've got you covered!

    Shop Ready-to-Ship >>

  • Customize a Box

    Don't see a ready-to-ship gift box that suits your needs? Fill out a quick survey, then let our little elves pick a gift to your specifications.

    Let's Get Started >>
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck RED t-shirt has white collegiate lettering and it says "FULLER, GO EASY ON THE PEPSI."

    Shop the Products

    A selection of our favorite gift items are available for individual purchase. Build your own gift or buy a lil' somethin' for yourself.

    Shop Gifts >>
  • 'Tis the Damn Season Cocoa Gift Box
    'Tis the Damn Season Cocoa Gift Box

    'Tis the Damn Season Cocoa Gift Box

    $54.99
  • 'Tis the Damn Season Ultimate Swiftie Gift Box
    'Tis the Damn Season Ultimate Swiftie Gift Box

    'Tis the Damn Season Ultimate Swiftie Gift Box

    $89.99
  • Look What You Did You Little Jerk! Hot Sauce + Jerky Gift Box
    Look What You Did You Little Jerk! Hot Sauce + Jerky Gift Box

    Look What You Did You Little Jerk! Hot Sauce + Jerky Gift Box

    $69.99
  • Festive AF Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four
    Festive AF Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four

    Festive AF Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four

    $149.99
  • Spread Christmas Cheer Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four
    Spread Christmas Cheer Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four

    Spread Christmas Cheer Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four

    $149.00
  • Tis the Damn Season Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four
    Tis the Damn Season Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four

    Tis the Damn Season Cocoa + Mug Bundle for Four

    $149.99
Free Shipping
on
Gift Boxes!
  • On a pink background with mustard cutout shapes sits a red and white striped box with kitchen gifts stacked around it on white paper crinkle and confetti. The gifts include two Graza olive oils, multicolored silicone utensils, Jacobson Salt Co. flavored salts, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook, Momofuku Chili Crunch, Silicone finger bowls, Wilder Jalapeño Mustard, Brightland Olive Oil, Mama Teay's Hot Garlic, Up Up Dark Chocolate and South Bend Popcorn Company Sea Salt Crunch Caramel Corn.
  • On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes, an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements are arranged on white paper crinkle. The gifts include two Graza olive oils, multicolored silicone utensils, Jacobson Salt Co. flavored salts, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook, Momofuku Chili Crunch, Silicone finger bowls, Wilder Jalapeño Mustard, Brightland Olive Oil, Mama Teay's Hot Garlic, Up Up Dark Chocolate and South Bend Popcorn Company Sea Salt Crunch Caramel Corn.
  • On a pink background with mustard cutout shapes sits a red and white striped box with kitchen gifts stacked around it on white paper crinkle and confetti. The gifts include two Graza olive oils, multicolored silicone utensils, Jacobson Salt Co. flavored salts, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook, Momofuku Chili Crunch, Silicone finger bowls, Wilder Jalapeño Mustard, Brightland Olive Oil, Mama Teay's Hot Garlic, Up Up Dark Chocolate and South Bend Popcorn Company Sea Salt Crunch Caramel Corn.
  • On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes sits a red and white striped shipping box with an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements stacked around it on white paper crinkle with confetti. It's a broad arrangement of products in an assortment of bright, modern colors. This photo is a close-up of two different Graza olive oils, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook, Wilder Jalapeño Mustard and Mama Teay's Hot Garlic OG Heat.
  • On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes sits a red and white striped shipping box with an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements stacked around it on white paper crinkle with confetti. The side of the box says "BOOM Best Day Ever!" The photo is a close-up of a white bottle of Brightland Olive Oil.
  • On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes sits a red and white striped shipping box with an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements stacked around it on white paper crinkle with confetti. It's an overhead photo of a broad arrangement of products in an assortment of bright, modern colors. This photo is a close-up of two different Graza olive oils, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook,Wilder Jalapeño Mustard and Mama Teay's Hot Garlic OG Heat.
  • On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes sits a red and white striped shipping box with an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements stacked around it on white paper crinkle with confetti. This photo is a close-up of the Jacobsen Co. Seasoning set for Steak, Seafood, Ramen and Tacos, as well as the Loveski mix and tiny cute can of finishing sea salt.
  • On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes sits a red and white striped shipping box with an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements stacked around it on white paper crinkle with confetti. This photo is a close-up of Momofuku Chili Crunch, Brightland Olive Oil and South Bend Popcorn Company Sea Salt Crunch Caramel Corn.
  • On a red and white striped shipping box sits a jar of Mama Teay's Hot Garlic OG Heat. Behind it, less in focus, is a cookbook and green Graza olive oil.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a book. This book has a picture of a blue bowl filled with tortilla chips, cilantro, white cheese and onions. It says "as cooked on TikTok" in a white, block font. In a white box it says "Fan favorites and recipe exclusives from more than 40 TikTok creators!" with a red and turquoise border. It also says "Foreword by Gordon + Tilly Ramsay" in black, block font.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a bottle. This dark green bottle has a lime green cap and label. It says ""Drizzle" Extra Virgin Olive Oil" in black, serif font. It is "PUNCHY" AND "SQUEEZY". It has an illustration of an olive branch with a spout on the olive in black. It says "ALWAYS FRESH NEVER BLENDED SINGLE ORIGIN" and "FINISHING OIL" and "GRAZA" at the bottom in black, handwritten lettering. 16.9 fl oz (500 ml)
  • On an orangey-red background sits a bottle. This dark green bottle has a yellow cap and label. It says ""Sizzle" Extra Virgin Olive Oil" in black, serif font. It is "MELLOW" AND "SQUEEZY". It has an illustration of an olive branch with a spout on the olive in black. It says "ALWAYS FRESH NEVER BLENDED SINGLE ORIGIN" and "COOKING OIL" and "GRAZA" at the bottom in black, handwritten lettering. 25.3 fl oz (750 ml)
  • On an orangey-red background sits a bottle. This bottle has a black top and a creamy retro label. It says "Mike's HOT HONEY INFUSED WITH CHILIES" in a maroon and red script and block font. There is a round gold seal at the bottom that says "THE Original BROOKLYN • NEW YORK" with an illustrated outlined bee. Net Wt. 12 oz (340g)
  • On an orangey-red background sits a package. This clear package has carmel popcorn in it with a black label. It says "SOUTH BEND CHOCOLATE COMPANY" in white, all caps block font and "SEA SALT CRUNCH" in a blue, all caps block font. 8 ounces | 227 grams
  • On a orangey-red background sits a box of UP UP Milk Chocolate. The packaging is in mint green and orangey-red.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a jar. This jar has a white lid with black wavy lines on top and a mustard yellow label. On the label it says "WILDER CONDIMENTS" and "JALAPENO MUSTARD" in black, all caps block font. Net wt. 6oz
  • On an orangey-red background sits a jar. This jar has a white lid with a creamy label. It says "MAMA TEAY'S" in blue, all caps block font. It says "Hot Garlic" in red, handwritten lettering. There is a blue box that says in cream "Original" in handwritten lettering. 6 fl oz 170 g
  • On an orangey-red background sits a box and four jars. The box is black and white with a see-thru window. It says "JACOBSEN CO. SEASON SET" in black, call caps block font. Under it says "Ribeye, chicken, grilled corn, salmon, noodles, rice, asada, chili - we got you covered." in white, sreif font. The bottles are seasons of "Taco" in green label, "Ramen" in yellow label, "Seafood" in blue label, and "Steak" in red label. Each is 2.40z(68g)
  • On an orangey-red background sits two rectangle tin cans. One tin can is open and shows sea salt sitting in it. The other shows the top of the tin can. Both are in a light seafoam blue color with navy writing and a rectangle. It says "AMERICAN MADE" in navy, all caps block font. It says "JACOBSEN SALT CO" in the rectangle, in navy outline, all caps block font. At the bottom it says "HAND-HARVESTED SEA SALT" in navy, all caps block font.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a jar. The clear jar has a white lid and label and shows various seasonings inside. It says "JACOBSEN CO. EVERYTHING BAGEL SEASONING" in navy, all caps block font. It says "with LOVESKI" in red font and "DELI" in a turquoise, all caps block font. There are illustrations in turquoise of a bagel with arms and a woman holding a bagel. New wt 2.2 oz (62.3g)
  • On an orangey-red background sits a bottle. This white bottle has a natural color top and white label. It says "BRIGHTLAND" in black, all caps block font and "LA_California Made" in black, block font. It says "AWAKE" in black, all caps block font inside an orangey-red rectangle and "100% EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE_OIL FOR COZY DAYS AND SLOW NIGHTS" in black, all caps block font. It has two half circle outlines in orangey-red and pale pink. It also has two blocks in pale pink and mustard yellow. 12.7 oz 375 ml
  • On an orangey-red background sits a jar. This clear jar has a white lid and is filled with chili seeds and liquid. On the front is an illustration of a yellow lemon and it says in white "MOMOFUKU CHILI CRUNCH" underlined in handwritten lettering. Net wt 150g 5.3oz
  • On an orangey background sits a set of five mini utensils. These mini utensils are made of bamboo and silicone. The silicones are in different colors of red-pink, light blue, teal, light teal, and coral.

Big Pantry Energy Gift Box

Regular price

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

Represent your favorite 80s and 90s Christmas movies with t-shirts you simply won't find anywhere else!
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck grey t-shirt has bright coral red collegiate lettering and it says "MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMAL."

    Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal Home Alone Inspired T-Shirt

    $32.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck RED t-shirt has white collegiate lettering and it says "FULLER, GO EASY ON THE PEPSI."

    Fuller Easy on the Pepsi Home Alone Inspired Holiday T-Shirt

    $32.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Elf Inspired crewneck t-shirt is dark green with red collegiate lettering. It says "SON OF A NUTCRACKER."

    Son of A Nutcracker Elf Inspired Holiday T-Shirt

    $32.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Christmas Vacation Inspired crewneck cobalt blue t-shirt has white script lettering and it says "Shitter's Full."

    Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Christmas Vacation Inspired T-Shirt

    $32.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck heathered red t-shirt has white collegiate and script lettering and it says "YOU'RE WHAT THE FRENCH CALL Les Incompetents."

    Home Alone Inspired French Shirt

    $32.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck heathered dark green t-shirt has white script lettering and it says "Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish."

    Home Alone Inspired Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Shirt

    $32.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Christmas Vacation Inspired crewneck ivory t-shirt has red lettering with an illustration of an old motorhome. It says "COUSIN Eddie's R.V. MAINTENANCE EST 1989" and "No shitter's too full."

    Cousin Eddie RV Christmas Vacation Inspired T-Shirt

    $39.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a sweatshirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Taylor Swift Inspired crewneck red sweatshirt has white chain stitched script lettering around the neck and it says "'tis the damn season."

    Tis the Season Embroidered Sweatshirt

    $74.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Griswold Family Tree Farm Long Sleeve Tee

    Griswold Family Tree Farm Long Sleeve Tee

    $44.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck grey t-shirt has black and bright coral red lettering and an illustration of a water faucet. It says "OH-KAY PLUMBING & HEATING, "The Wet Bandits!", Call JK5-1350, ALL THE GREAT ONES LEAVE THEIR MARK, and WE SPECIALIZE IN RESIDENTIAL."

    Wet Bandit's Home Alone Inspired Holiday T-Shirt

    $39.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck sunny mustard t-shirt has red script lettering and and illustration of a beer mug with beer foam. It says "Gus."
    On a pink coral background sits the back of a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Home Alone Inspired crewneck sunny mustard t-shirt has red script lettering black lettering. There is an illustration of an accordian and it says "GUS POLINSKI AND the Kenosha Kickers THE POLKA KIN OF THE MIDWEST SHEBOYGAN, MI."

    Gus Kenosha Kicker's Home Alone Inspired Holiday T-Shirt

    $42.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
Saving the handwritten note since 2012.
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Metabolism Birthday Card

    $6.50
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a raccoon face and says "It's Trash Can Not Trash Can" in an aquamarine sans serif font. Under that says "You've got this!" is smaller, aquamarine font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Raccoon Trash Can

    $6.50
  • On a sunny mustard background sits a postcard with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This postcard has a picture of The Big House stadium with a yellow stripe at the bottom. It says in white hand-lettering "Hail Yes!" and in the yellow stripe it says "ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN."

    Hail Yes! Postcard

    $2.00
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?" in a black, all caps block font at the top. An orange envelope sits under the card.

    How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

    $6.99
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "let's grow old and wrinkly together" in handwritten grey letterpress and the word "wrinkly" is crossed out with a hot pink line and above it says "botox" in hot pink handwritten lettering. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.

    Grow Old & Botox Birthday Letterpress Card

    $6.99
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD" in a black, all caps block font at the top. Under it in a smaller size black, all caps font it says "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW." A red envelope sits under the card.

    I Am Sorry I Called You Old -Funny Birthday Letterpress Card

    $6.99

Hi. I'm the problem. It's me.

Rock Paper Scissors is your new favorite gift box shop! With over 12 years in the industry, we've got what it takes to help you win gifting this holiday season! No more wandering around big box stores or endlessly searching the internet. You've found the one place you need to make special occasions *extra special* with fun, luxurious, ready-to-ship gifts. Plus, we've got our finger on the pulse of pop culture so you can keep your cool cred! Our one-of-a-kind gift boxes now ship for free anywhere in the US from our flagship store in Ann Arbor, MI.

More about RPS >>
  • Merry Swiftmas Taylor Themed Virtual Trivia & Gift Box

    Merry Swiftmas Taylor Themed Virtual Trivia & Gift Box

    $49.99
  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a sweatshirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Taylor Swift Inspired crewneck navy sweatshirt has white chain stitched script lettering around the neck and it says "Taylor's Version."

    Taylor’s Version Embroidered Sweatshirt

    $74.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a sweatshirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The Taylor Swift inspired pink, crew neck sweatshirt has a red vintage truck with a tree and it says "Taylor's CHRISTMAS TREE FARM EST. 1989" in red hand lettering and it also says "Tis the damn season" in red hand lettering at the bottom.

    Taylor's Christmas Tree Farm Sweatshirt

    $69.99
  • On a sunny mustard background sits a sticker with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around.Taylor Swift inspired sticker says is an illustration of three different Taylor Swifts dressed in different costumes. It says "It was rare, I was there!" in bubble gum pink, fat font. It also says "ERAS TOUR 2023" in black lettering.

    Eras I Was There Sticker

    $5.99
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" in sans serif red font. The neon red envelope sits under the card.

    Birthday (Taylor's Version) Card

    $5.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a set of 4 pens. These Taylor Swift inspired pens are in brights colors of navy, chartreuse, green, and hot pink. They say "LONG STORY SHORT, I SURVIVED", "I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME RUINING EVERYTHING", "THIS IS ME TRYING", and "LIVING FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL."

    Folkmore jotter gel pen set

    $18.99

Sign up to our newsletter

Receive special offers and first look at new products.