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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Metabolism Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a raccoon face and says "It's Trash Can Not Trash Can" in an aquamarine sans serif font. Under that says "You've got this!" is smaller, aquamarine font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Raccoon Trash Can

    $6.50
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?" in a black, all caps block font at the top. An orange envelope sits under the card.

    How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a postcard with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This postcard has a picture of The Big House stadium with a yellow stripe at the bottom. It says in white hand-lettering "Hail Yes!" and in the yellow stripe it says "ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN."

    Hail Yes! Postcard

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "let's grow old and wrinkly together" in handwritten grey letterpress and the word "wrinkly" is crossed out with a hot pink line and above it says "botox" in hot pink handwritten lettering. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.

    Grow Old & Botox Birthday Letterpress Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "It Could Be Worse. You Could Be Turning Fifteen." in a black, sans serif uppercase font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    You Could Be Turning Fifteen Card

    $6.50
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of text bubbles in orange and light blue that says "I hope you have a crappy birthday!", "...", "I mean happy!", "Damn autocorrect" in handwritten white font. The yellow envelope sits under the card.

    Crappy Birthday Card

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  • On a pink coral background sits the front of a sweatshirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This Taylor Swift Inspired crewneck navy sweatshirt has white chain stitched script lettering around the neck and it says "Taylor's Version."
    Taylor’s Version Embroidered Sweatshirt

    Taylor’s Version Embroidered Sweatshirt

    $74.99
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