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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.

    Holy Sh*t Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a Ranch Dressing bottle in aqua green and says "100% True I Love You More Than Ranch Dressing" in handwritten white lettering. The turquoise blue envelope sits under the card.

    Ranch Dressing Love Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Shit Fuck Damn Sorry" in handwritten grey lettering and underlined in orange. The dark grey envelope sits under the card.

    Sh*t F*ck Damn Sorry Card

    $6.50
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Happy Birthday! Congratulations on being "complaining about millenials" years old." in a handwritten lettering. The colors are red, black, and light yellow. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Complain About Millennials Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HBD" in handwritten funky bold lettering in light blue and navy. The neon red envelope sits under the card.

    HBD Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I wouldn't want to put up with anybody else's shit. Happy Anniversary" in all lowercase serif black letterpress text. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Sapling Press Anybody Else's Shit/Anniversary

    $6.50
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I'M SO HAPPY YOU WERE BORN!" in handwritten funky lettering in white, orange, yellow, cool aqua, turquoise with pink underneath. The white envelope sits under the card.

    I'm So Happy You Were Born Birthday Card

    $6.50
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "This Card Is A" in handwritten vintage orange and cool aqua letterpress lettering. There is a white mini card inside small yellow envelope on the front that says "HUG" in orange in a big, bold font. The watermelon pink envelope sits under the card.

    This Card Is A Hug Card

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  • Out of the Office Relaxation Gift Box

    Out of the Office Relaxation Gift Box

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  • Notes of Appreciation Gift Box

    Notes of Appreciation Gift Box

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  • An Old Fashioned Thank You Cocktail Celebration Gift Box

    An Old Fashioned Thank You Cocktail Celebration Gift Box

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  • Made in the Mitten Gift Box

    Made in the Mitten Gift Box

    Regular price $159.99
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Rock Paper Scissors is a small business located in Ann Arbor, in the heart of Mitten State. We're proudly woman-owned and operated since 2012. We offer a selection of our in-store favorites for shipping across the US.
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