Christmas Apparel

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Mugs

  • On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This white mug says "What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck?" in black script font. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.
    What The F Mug

    What The F Mug

    Regular price $19.99
  • On a sunny mustard background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The mug is a navy blue campfire style mug with white splatter pattern. On the mug is a mustard yellow script font that says "Hail Yes!" and it is filled with white crinkle.
    Hail Yes! Mug

    Hail Yes! Mug

    Regular price $18.00
  • On a sunny mustard background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The red campfire mug has black and white flecks with a black rim and the inside is white. It says "DAMN IT FEELS GOOD To Be A MICHIGANGSTER" and "EST. 1837" in a white, block font. It is filled with white crinkle.
    Michigangster Mug Red

    Michigangster Mug Red

    Regular price $18.99
  • On a sunny mustard background is a glass. This low ball whiskey glass says "On The Fucking Rocks" in a black, handwritten lettering script font. It is filled with whiskey and ice.
    On The F'ing Rocks Whiskey Glass

    On The F'ing Rocks Whiskey Glass

    Regular price $16.99
  • Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug
    Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug
    Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug

    Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug

    Regular price $19.99
  • On a sunny mustard background sits a mug with white crinkle in it. This clear mug says "FUCK THIS SHIT" in a colorful, thick serif font. The colors are watermelon pink, sunny mustard and light pink.
    F*ck This Shit Glass Mug

    F*ck This Shit Glass Mug

    Regular price $18.99
  • On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The mug is a brown diner style mug with orange, groovy style font that says "Don't Be A Dick." with an orange, light orange and yellow rainbow above it. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.
    Don't Be a Dick Mug

    Don't Be a Dick Mug

    Regular price $18.99
  • Breakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable Mug
    Breakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable Mug
    Breakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable Mug

    Breakfast Wine Jumbo Stackable Mug

    Regular price $24.99
  • On a lavender background sits a mug. The clear glass mug has a bubblegum pink cloud on the front with white stars and it says "SHIT SHOW" in white, all caps handwritten lettering.
    Shit Show Glass Mug

    Shit Show Glass Mug

    Regular price $18.99
  • U of Michigan + Corkcicle Tumbler
    U of Michigan + Corkcicle Tumbler

    U of Michigan + Corkcicle Tumbler

    Regular price $42.99
  • On a mint background sits a mug. This clear mug says "SHIT. FUCK. DAMN." in all caps, bold handwritten lettering. The word "SHIT." is in light coral. The word "FUCK." is in sunny mustard and the word "DAMN." is in mint.
    Shit F*ck Damn Glass Mug

    Shit F*ck Damn Glass Mug

    Regular price $18.99
  • U of Michigan + Corkcicle Stemless Wine
    U of Michigan + Corkcicle Stemless Wine

    U of Michigan + Corkcicle Stemless Wine

    Regular price $36.99

Ornaments

  • On a coral pink background sits a beanie ornament. This Carhartt inspired glass beanie ornament is pink.
    Pink Carhartt Inspired Hat Ornament

    Pink Carhartt Inspired Hat Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a pizza cutter ornament. This is a glass pizza cutter ornament with a red handle and it says "HOW I CUT CARBS" in white lettering.
    Cut the Carbs Ornament

    Cut the Carbs Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits an ornament. This glass ornament is of a stack of shopping cardboard boxes and white packages. It is trimmed in gold glitter.
    Home Shopping Boxes Ornament

    Home Shopping Boxes Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits an ornament. This glass ornament is of a naked man with a six pack, wearing a santa hat and holding a santa gift bag. He is inside of a chimney.
    Naked Santa Chimney Ornament

    Naked Santa Chimney Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits an ornament. This glass ornament is of a black kettlebell with a silver glitter circle and the number '25' in silver glitter inside the circle.
    Kettlebell Ornament

    Kettlebell Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits an ornament. This ugly sweater inspired glass ornament is red and blue with white dpts and it says "Merry Xmas Bitches" in white glitter script lettering. There is red, white and blue glitter.
    Merry Christmas B Sweater Ornament

    Merry Christmas B Sweater Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a maize and navy University of Michigan helmet glass ornament.
    University of Michigan Pennant Ornament

    University of Michigan Pennant Ornament

    Regular price $24.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a six pack of cans ornament. This is a glass Miller 'Lite' six pack ornament.
    Miller Lite 6 Pack Ornament

    Miller Lite 6 Pack Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a bottle ornament. This is a glass Miller 'Lite' holiday bottle ornament. It has a red and green glitter scarf around the neck of the bottle.
    Miller Lite Holiday Bottle Ornament

    Miller Lite Holiday Bottle Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits an ornament. This Napoleon Dynament inspired glass ornament is a bust of Napoleon Dynamite himself. He is wearing the famous 'VOTE FOR PEDRO' tee.
    Napoleon Dynamite Ornament

    Napoleon Dynamite Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits an ornament. This glass ornament is a pink underwear with flowers and a pink bow. It has pink glitter trim.
    Pink Undies Ornament

    Pink Undies Ornament

    Regular price $22.99
  • On a coral pink background sits a Rainbow Brite Moon Boots inspired glass ornament. It is in bright colors of navy, blue, yellow, orange, and red.
    Rainbow Moon Boots Ornament

    Rainbow Moon Boots Ornament

    Regular price $22.99

The RPS Pantry

  • Michisours Candy
    Michisours Candy
    Michisours Candy

    Michisours Candy

    Regular price $6.99
  • Hazelnut Coffee Bar
    Hazelnut Coffee Bar

    Hazelnut Coffee Bar

    Regular price $3.99
  • Dark Roast Coffee Bar
    Dark Roast Coffee Bar
    Dark Roast Coffee Bar

    Dark Roast Coffee Bar

    Regular price $3.99
  • MichiCinnamons Candy
    MichiCinnamons Candy

    MichiCinnamons Candy

    Regular price $6.99
  • Mike's Hot Honey Mini Jar
    Mike's Hot Honey Mini Jar
    Mike's Hot Honey Mini Jar

    Mike's Hot Honey Mini Jar

    Regular price $5.99
  • Hoff & Pepper Wake Up Call Coffee Hot Sauce
    Hoff & Pepper Wake Up Call Coffee Hot Sauce

    Hoff & Pepper Wake Up Call Coffee Hot Sauce

    Regular price $15.99
  • On a bubblegum pink background sits a bag with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls. It is filled with chocolate covered blueberries. It says "MICHIGAN AWESOME," and "CHOCOLATE COVERED BLUEBERRIES" in goldish-yellow, all caps block font. It has an outlined illustration of the state of Michigan-UP. NET WT. 8 OZ. (227G)
    Milk Chocolate Covered Blueberries

    Milk Chocolate Covered Blueberries

    Regular price $16.99
  • On a bubblegum pink background sits a bag with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls. This green bag filled with sesame sticks, sesame seeds, and salt and pepper peanuts. It says "MICHIGAN AWESOME," and "SAULT STE. SNACKS" in goldish-yellow, all caps block font. It has an outlined illustration of the state of Michigan-UP.
    Sault Ste. Snacks

    Sault Ste. Snacks

    Regular price $9.00
  • Great Lakes Blend Coffee
    Great Lakes Blend Coffee

    Great Lakes Blend Coffee

    Regular price $18.99
  • On a bubblegum pink background sits a bag with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls. This red bag filled with sugar sour cherry gummies. It says "MICHIGAN AWESOME," and "SOUR CHERRY GUMMIES" in goldish-yellow, all caps block font. It has an outlined illustration of the state of Michigan-UP with cherries. There are sugar sour cherry gummies sitting around the bag.
    Sour Cherries- Michigan Awesome

    Sour Cherries- Michigan Awesome

    Regular price $16.99
  • Detroit Hell Fire Habanero Hot Sauce
    Detroit Hell Fire Habanero Hot Sauce

    Detroit Hell Fire Habanero Hot Sauce

    Regular price $15.99
  • Detroit Hell Fire Manzana Hot Sauce
    Detroit Hell Fire Manzana Hot Sauce

    Detroit Hell Fire Manzana Hot Sauce

    Regular price $15.99