Everyday – Rock Paper Scissors
Gift boxes ship for free
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Metabolism Birthday Card

    $6.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a raccoon face and says "It's Trash Can Not Trash Can" in an aquamarine sans serif font. Under that says "You've got this!" is smaller, aquamarine font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Raccoon Trash Can

    $6.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.

    Holy Sh*t Card

    $6.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a Ranch Dressing bottle in aqua green and says "100% True I Love You More Than Ranch Dressing" in handwritten white lettering. The turquoise blue envelope sits under the card.

    Ranch Dressing Love Card

    $6.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Shit Fuck Damn Sorry" in handwritten grey lettering and underlined in orange. The dark grey envelope sits under the card.

    Sh*t F*ck Damn Sorry Card

    $6.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "This Card Is A" in handwritten vintage orange and cool aqua letterpress lettering. There is a white mini card inside small yellow envelope on the front that says "HUG" in orange in a big, bold font. The watermelon pink envelope sits under the card.

    This Card Is A Hug Card

    $7.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The light pink greeting card says "LOVE THIS JOURNEY FOR YOU!" in a block, italic red font with white drop shadow. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.

    Love This Journey | Encouragement Card

    $5.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Thinking of you during the shitty time." in a light blue, handwritten letterpress lettering. A taupe brown envelope sits under the card.

    Thinking of You During This Shitty TIme

    $6.99
    Regular price
    Unit price per