• On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card  says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.
    Metabolism Birthday Card

    Metabolism Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a raccoon face and says "It's Trash Can Not Trash Can" in an aquamarine sans serif font. Under that says "You've got this!" is smaller, aquamarine font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.
    Raccoon Trash Can

    Raccoon Trash Can

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a Ranch Dressing bottle in aqua green and says "100% True I Love You More Than Ranch Dressing" in handwritten white lettering. The turquoise blue envelope sits under the card.
    Ranch Dressing Love Card

    Ranch Dressing Love Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.
    Holy Sh*t Card

    Holy Sh*t Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Shit Fuck Damn Sorry" in handwritten grey lettering and underlined in orange. The dark grey envelope sits under the card.
    Sh*t F*ck Damn Sorry Card

    Sh*t F*ck Damn Sorry Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "This Card Is A" in handwritten vintage orange and cool aqua letterpress lettering. There is a white mini card inside small yellow envelope on the front that says "HUG" in orange in a big, bold font. The watermelon pink envelope sits under the card.
    This Card Is A Hug Card

    This Card Is A Hug Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The golden mustard greeting card says "The person who you think you are can't handle life. But the person you actually are can." in a white, all caps, serif font. The marsala colored envelope sits under the card.
    Elizabeth Gilbert The Person You Actually Are Card

    Elizabeth Gilbert The Person You Actually Are Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children. congratulations." in a black, lower case serif font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.
    Sapling Press My Age Card

    Sapling Press My Age Card

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