• On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Metabolism Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?" in a black, all caps block font at the top. An orange envelope sits under the card.

    How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "let's grow old and wrinkly together" in handwritten grey letterpress and the word "wrinkly" is crossed out with a hot pink line and above it says "botox" in hot pink handwritten lettering. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.

    Grow Old & Botox Birthday Letterpress Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD" in a black, all caps block font at the top. Under it in a smaller size black, all caps font it says "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW." A red envelope sits under the card.

    I Am Sorry I Called You Old -Funny Birthday Letterpress Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of text bubbles in orange and light blue that says "I hope you have a crappy birthday!", "...", "I mean happy!", "Damn autocorrect" in handwritten white font. The yellow envelope sits under the card.

    Crappy Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a green and black marijuana leaf and candles and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in black and green, handwritten lettering. The kelly green envelope sits under the card.

    Happy Weed Day Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "It Could Be Worse. You Could Be Turning Fifteen." in a black, sans serif uppercase font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    You Could Be Turning Fifteen Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HBD" in handwritten funky bold lettering in light blue and navy. The neon red envelope sits under the card.

    HBD Birthday Card

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