• On a hot pink and yellow background, snarky birthday gifts are arranged in a tray with white paper crinkle and confetti. The items include a candle that says "Look at you doing the damn thing", Partake allergy-friendly Birthday Cake crunchy cookies, pink beverage napkins that say "Too Old for TikTok Too Young for the Home," sticky notes that say "I'm a Grown Ass Lady and I Do What I Want," colorful 4-pack of Idlewild pens, and a Compartes cake and sprinkles white chocolate bar.
  • On a hot pink and yellow background, snarky birthday gifts are arranged in a tray with white paper crinkle and confetti. The photo is a close-up of a candle that says "Look at you doing the damn thing," Partake allergy-friendly Birthday Cake crunchy cookies and sticky notes that say "I'm a Grown Ass Lady and I Do What I Want."
  • On a hot pink and yellow background, snarky birthday gifts are arranged in a tray with white paper crinkle and confetti. This photo is a close-up of the 4-pack of slim Idlewild Co. black ballpoint pens. Each pen is two-tone, yellow and blue, pink and green, aqua and orange and red and purple. Behind it is the Comaprtes birthday cake white chocolate bar in the flavor "Cake and Sprinkles." Next to that is a stack of pink beverage napkins that say "Too Old for TikTok Too Young for the Home."
  • On a hot pink and yellow background, snarky birthday gifts are arranged in a tray with white paper crinkle and confetti. This photo is a close-up of the 4-pack of slim Idlewild Co. black ballpoint pens. Each pen is two-tone, yellow and blue, pink and green, aqua and orange and red and purple. Behind it is the Compartes birthday cake white chocolate bar in the flavor "Cake and Sprinkles." Next to that is a stack of pink beverage napkins that say "Too Old for TikTok Too Young for the Home."
  • On a hot pink and yellow background, a handful of snarky, colorful, birthday-themed gifts are arranged in a tray among white paper packing crinkle. Round tissue rainbow confetti is scattered around the tray. This photo is a close-up on a set of sticky notes that say "I'm a Grown Ass Lady and I Do What I Want," in hand-lettering.
  • On a lavender background sits a package. The front of this sticky notes package is green with colorful writing on it. It says "I'M A Grown-Ass Lady AND I DO WHAT I WANT." in handwritten lettering. The colors are orange, yellow, hot pink, light blue, and teal. Six designs, 40 sheets each
  • On a lavender background sits six different sticky notes. Each one has different sayings. They are "I'm a grown-ass lady and I do what I want," "Comments have been disabled.," "You should see my active bitch face.," "That's gonna be a hard no.," " I will not be taking questions at this time.," " My very last fuck just went to lunch." all in colorful, handwritten lettering.
  • On a lavender background sits a candle. This beer can inspired glass candle is lit and has a hot pink label on the front. It says "Look at your doing the damn thing" in a coral, thick serif font.
  • On a lavender background sits a hot pink napkin. It says "TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK TOO YOUNG FOR THE HOME" in white, all caps block font.
  • On a lavender background sits a package. This purple package has a picture of a cookie with colorful sprinkles on it and there are pink dots around it. It says "PARTAKE Birthday Cake" in white, block font. It also says "CRUNCHY COOKIES" in white, all caps block font. NET WT. 1.09 OZ. (31g)

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Introducing the "Grown Ass Lady Birthday Box" for the fierce and fabulous woman in your life! This sassy gift package includes:Snarky napkins that are sure...

Introducing the "Grown Ass Lady Birthday Box" for the fierce and fabulous woman in your life! This sassy gift package includes:

  • Snarky napkins that are sure to make your recipient laugh, just like Lorelai Gilmore with her witty one-liners.
  • Birthday Chocolate Chip Cookies that we’re certain  are better than Monica’s famous chocolate chip cookie recipe from Friends!   
  • Hilarious Grown Ass Lady Sticky Notes- the ONLY way to share your true feelings about getting older
  • Birthday Cake Chocolate Bar- perfect to satisfy those chocolate cravings inspired by one of our favorite bands The 1975. Good luck putting this chocolate down— like Matty Healy says, "We're never gonna quit it, no we're never gonna quit it, no." 
  • Look At You Doin' The Damn Thing Snarky Candle 
  • Idlewild Bright Pen Set 

    Overall, this birthday treat gift box is a perfect combination of humor, sweetness, relaxation, indulgence, and celebration!

Please leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding this item to your shopping cart. We'll hand write it to include with the package.

*Individual items are subject to availability but not to worry - if something is out of stock, we'll swap it for a similar and equally awesome item.**Interested in adding or subbing products? Leave a message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box or inquire by email! Contact our amazing shipping team at shipping@rockpaperscissorsshop.com.

**Items are packaged in our custom gift boxes with shredded paper & ribbon depending on items that fill the package. 

Substitutions

Individual items are subject to availability, but not to worry! If something is out of stock, we'll swap it for an equally awesome item that's in keeping with the theme.

There are currently no customer-initiated substitutions allowed for our ready-to-ship gift boxes.

If you'd like to customize a gift box, you may begin that process by filling out a survey in our Custom Gift Box listing.

Gift Box Packaging

Each of our boxes is gift-ready and packed with care, with white krinkle, stickers and RPS tape.

We include a hand-written note with each box. If you'd like a card, you may add it to your cart separately.

If you would like custom gift wrap, you may add that separately.

Disclaimer

Images are a sample. The actual items may vary by color or style from box to box, but each gift is prepared by hand to ensure every box is cute and cohesive.