New Parent Welcome to the Shit Show Gift Box – Rock Paper Scissors

  • New Parent Welcome to the Shit Show Gift Box
  • New Parent Welcome to the Shit Show Gift Box
  • New Parent Welcome to the Shit Show Gift Box
  • New Parent Welcome to the Shit Show Gift Box

New Parent Welcome to the Shit Show Gift Box

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Welcome to the shitshow! Our New Parents Gift Box is here to keep you laughing through the chaos. Kickstart your day (or night) with a...

Welcome to the shitshow! Our New Parents Gift Box is here to keep you laughing through the chaos. Kickstart your day (or night) with a strong brew of Elevate Whole Bean Coffee in your "Shit Show" Glass Mug—because let’s face it, some days are just that! Slip on the Cozy Crew Socks for a cozy break (even if it's just for a minute), and treat yourself to the Orange Peel Pink Pepper Dark Chocolate Bar for a sweet escape. And for your little one, the Bashful Lamb Soother is here for extra cuddles. This box is your new parent survival kit with a side of fun!

  • Glass Shit Show Mug 
  • Whole Bean Coffee 
  • Cozy Crew Socks 
  • Cozy Stuffy Soother 
  • Compartes Chocolate Bar 

Please leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding this item to your shopping cart. We'll hand write it to include with the package.

*Individual items are subject to availability but not to worry - if something is out of stock, we'll swap it for a similar and equally awesome item.**Interested in adding or subbing products? Leave a message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box or inquire by email! Contact our amazing shipping team at shipping@rockpaperscissorsshop.com.

**Items are packaged in our custom gift boxes with shredded paper & ribbon depending on items that fill the package. 

Substitutions

Individual items are subject to availability, but not to worry! If something is out of stock, we'll swap it for an equally awesome item that's in keeping with the theme.

There are currently no customer-initiated substitutions allowed for our ready-to-ship gift boxes.

If you'd like to customize a gift box, you may begin that process by filling out a survey in our Custom Gift Box listing.

Gift Box Packaging

Each of our boxes is gift-ready and packed with care, with white krinkle, stickers and RPS tape.

We include a hand-written note with each box. If you'd like a card, you may add it to your cart separately.

If you would like custom gift wrap, you may add that separately.

Disclaimer

Images are a sample. The actual items may vary by color or style from box to box, but each gift is prepared by hand to ensure every box is cute and cohesive.