• On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The products are a retro illustrated oven mitt that says "I'll Feed All You Fuckers," a Sapling Press tea towel that says "Well, well, well, if it isn't that I have to fucking cook dinner again," a 'pad' of butter notepad, "Un-Fuck-Upable" cookbook by Zach Golden, two mini brightland bottles of olive oil and balsamic vinegar, and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This is a close-up on a Sapling Press tea towel that says "Well, well, well, if it isn't that I have to fucking cook dinner again," a 'pad' of butter (note pad - get it), and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This photo is a close-up on two mini Brightland bottles of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This photo is a close-up on the retro illustrated oven mitt that says "I'll Feed All You Fuckers," featuring a 50s style girl at the table eating with her little spotted puppy.
  • On an orangey-red background sits an oven mitt. This oven mitt has a vintage style illustration of a young girl sitting at a table eating spaghetti wiht her black and white dog. The colors are in light red, black, and white. It says "this is fucking delicious." in black, serif font.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a red book. It is called "A WHAT THE F**K BOOK." It has illustraions of utensils crossed and in white it says "UN F**KUPABLE" in all caps, block font. It also says "50 Recipes that Even You Can't Screw Up" in white, block font. By Zach Golden.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a white package. This package has a red label at the top with illustrations of white popcorn and orange carmel. It says "SALTED CARAMEL" in white, all caps font. It also says "MADE WITH (A RED HEART) IN ASHEVILLE, NC" in white, all caps font. It is gluten free. It says "POPPY HAND-CRAFTED POPCORN" and "PURE. SIMPLE. POPCORN HAPPINESS." in black, all caps font. New Wt. 9oz (255g)
  • On an orangey-red background sits a white tea towel. On the bottom left corner it says "WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING COOK DINNER AGAIN." in black, all caps block font.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a package that looks like a stick of butter on a red tray. It is a "PAD of BUTTER Notepad" in navy font. It is 480 sheets notepad that is wrapped in a clear sheet to resemble a wrapped stick of butter.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a bottle. This white bottle has a natural color top and white label. It says "BRIGHTLAND" in black, all caps block font and "LA_California Made" in black, block font. It says "AWAKE" in black, all caps block font inside an orangey-red rectangle and "100% EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE_OIL FOR COZY DAYS AND SLOW NIGHTS" in black, all caps block font. It has two half circle outlines in orangey-red and pale pink. It also has two blocks in pale pink and mustard yellow. 12.7 oz 375 ml
  • On an orangey-red background sits a clear bottle with a natural top. It has a dark liquid in it. It has a yellow circle and a dark coral rectangle on it. It says in white "BRIGHTLAND," "RAPTURE BALSAMIC VINEGAR," and "WITH CALIFORNIA BLACKBERRIES" in white, all caps block font. 100 ML 3.4 OZ

Sass + Spice Kitchen Gift Box

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Introducing the "Sass + Spice Kitchen Box" – the snarky kitchen gift box that adds a dash of attitude and a pinch of humor to every...
Substitutions

Individual items are subject to availability, but not to worry! If something is out of stock, we'll swap it for an equally awesome item that's in keeping with the theme.

There are currently no customer-initiated substitutions allowed for our ready-to-ship gift boxes.

If you'd like to customize a gift box, you may begin that process by filling out a survey in our Custom Gift Box listing.

Gift Box Packaging

Each of our boxes is gift-ready and packed with care, with white krinkle, stickers and RPS tape.

We include a hand-written note with each box. If you'd like a card, you may add it to your cart separately.

If you would like custom gift wrap, you may add that separately.

Disclaimer

Images are a sample. The actual items may vary by color or style from box to box, but each gift is prepared by hand to ensure every box is cute and cohesive.

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Each of our gift boxes ship in a *super cute* Rock Paper Scissors branded box, with white crinkle, colorful packing tape and themed-out stickers. When your recipient opens their box, they're opening their gift.

If you need an added layer of mystery to your gift box, purchase this listing as well. We'll wrap your gift box, tie it with a bow, then pack it securely in a shipping box. This is the perfect option for gift boxes you want your recipient to save for a special day, like birthdays or Christmas morning!