Hustle The Hardest Office Survival Gift Box – Rock Paper Scissors

  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The gifts include a kraft hard cover spiral-bound notebook that says "FUCK THIS SHIT (I whisper to myself as the meeting starts)," black sporty socks with white writing "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL," a white diner mug that says "This Meeting is Bullshit," a red bag of Michigan Awesome sour cherry gummies, and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This photo is a close-up of a white diner mug that says "This Meeting is Bullshit" and black sporty socks with white writing "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL."
  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The gifts include a kraft hard cover spiral-bound notebook with white striped paper that says "FUCK THIS SHIT (I whisper to myself as the meeting starts)," black sporty socks with white writing "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL," a white diner mug that says "This Meeting is Bullshit," and a cute bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The gifts include a kraft hard cover spiral-bound notebook with white striped paper that says "FUCK THIS SHIT (I whisper to myself as the meeting starts)," black sporty socks with white writing "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL," a white diner mug that says "This Meeting is Bullshit," and a red bag of Michigan Awesome sour cherry gummies.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a kraft hard cover spiral-bound notebook with white striped paper that says "FUCK THIS SHIT (I whisper to myself as the meeting starts)," in black, all caps block font.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a pair of black socks with two white stripes at the top. It says "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL" in white, all caps block font.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a red package that is see-through at the bottom. It is filled with sugar sour cherry gummies. It says "MICHIGAN AWESOME," and "SOUR CHERRY GUMMIES" in goldish-yellow, all caps block font. It has an outlined illustration of the state of Michigan-UP with cherries.There are sugar sour cherry gummies sitting around the bag.
  • On an orangey-red background sits a white package. This package has a red label at the top with illustrations of white popcorn and orange carmel. It says "SALTED CARAMEL" in white, all caps font. It also says "MADE WITH (A RED HEART) IN ASHEVILLE, NC" in white, all caps font. It is gluten free. It says "POPPY HAND-CRAFTED POPCORN" and "PURE. SIMPLE. POPCORN HAPPINESS." in black, all caps font. New Wt. 9oz (255g)
  • On an orangey-red background sits a mug. This white, diner style mug says "This meeting is bullshit." in black, block font.

Hustle The Hardest Office Survival Gift Box

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Introducing our "Office Survival Kit: The Ultimate Sarcasm Edition!" This gift box is packed with enough snark and humor to keep your coworkers rolling in...

Introducing our "Office Survival Kit: The Ultimate Sarcasm Edition!" This gift box is packed with enough snark and humor to keep your coworkers rolling in laughter (and sanity) throughout the workday. Scribble away your frustrations with the "Fuck This Shit" spiral notebook, while sporting the stylish "Fuck You" socks that are perfect for those covert office confrontations. Satisfy your taste buds with sour cherry gummies that are as tangy as your sarcasm, and indulge in the addictive crunch of salted caramel popcorn when your boss decides to schedule another unnecessary meeting. Finally, sip your morning brew from the "This Meeting Is Bullshit" mug, a nod to all the pointless gatherings we endure. Don't let the office madness get you down—embrace it with our sarcastically delightful gift box!

This box includes: 

  • a fuck this shit spiral notebook
  • fuck you socks
  • sour cherry gummies
  • salted caramel popcorn
  • this meeting is bullshit mug

Please leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding this item to your shopping cart. We'll hand write it to include with the package.

*Individual items are subject to availability but not to worry - if something is out of stock, we'll swap it for a similar and equally awesome item.**Interested in adding or subbing products? Leave a message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box or inquire by email! Contact our amazing shipping team at shipping@rockpaperscissorsshop.com.

**Items are packaged in our custom gift boxes with shredded paper & ribbon depending on items that fill the package. 

Substitutions

Individual items are subject to availability, but not to worry! If something is out of stock, we'll swap it for an equally awesome item that's in keeping with the theme.

There are currently no customer-initiated substitutions allowed for our ready-to-ship gift boxes.

If you'd like to customize a gift box, you may begin that process by filling out a survey in our Custom Gift Box listing.

Gift Box Packaging

Each of our boxes is gift-ready and packed with care, with white krinkle, stickers and RPS tape.

We include a hand-written note with each box. If you'd like a card, you may add it to your cart separately.

If you would like custom gift wrap, you may add that separately.

Disclaimer

Images are a sample. The actual items may vary by color or style from box to box, but each gift is prepared by hand to ensure every box is cute and cohesive.