Hustle The Hardest Office Survival Gift Box
Introducing our "Office Survival Kit: The Ultimate Sarcasm Edition!" This gift box is packed with enough snark and humor to keep your coworkers rolling in laughter (and sanity) throughout the workday. Scribble away your frustrations with the "Fuck This Shit" spiral notebook, while sporting the stylish "Fuck You" socks that are perfect for those covert office confrontations. Satisfy your taste buds with sour cherry gummies that are as tangy as your sarcasm, and indulge in the addictive crunch of salted caramel popcorn when your boss decides to schedule another unnecessary meeting. Finally, sip your morning brew from the "This Meeting Is Bullshit" mug, a nod to all the pointless gatherings we endure. Don't let the office madness get you down—embrace it with our sarcastically delightful gift box!
This box includes:
- a fuck this shit spiral notebook
- fuck you socks
- sour cherry gummies
- salted caramel popcorn
- this meeting is bullshit mug
Please leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding this item to your shopping cart. We'll hand write it to include with the package.
*Individual items are subject to availability but not to worry - if something is out of stock, we'll swap it for a similar and equally awesome item.**Interested in adding or subbing products? Leave a message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box or inquire by email! Contact our amazing shipping team at shipping@rockpaperscissorsshop.com.
**Items are packaged in our custom gift boxes with shredded paper & ribbon depending on items that fill the package.
Substitutions
Individual items are subject to availability, but not to worry! If something is out of stock, we'll swap it for an equally awesome item that's in keeping with the theme.
There are currently no customer-initiated substitutions allowed for our ready-to-ship gift boxes.
If you'd like to customize a gift box, you may begin that process by filling out a survey in our Custom Gift Box listing.
Disclaimer
Images are a sample. The actual items may vary by color or style from box to box, but each gift is prepared by hand to ensure every box is cute and cohesive.
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Policies + Returns
Returns + Exchanges
We will gladly take back merchandise that is new and unused, with a receipt, within 60 days of purchase. If you need to return something that was shipped it must be mailed back within 60 days of the delivery. Items must be in unused condition with tags still attached. Unfortunately, if the items are not received in this time frame we are not able to process the return. To start a return email hello@rockpaperscissorsshop.com with your name, order number, and reason for return. Please use RETURN as the subject. We will email you back with an RA number that must be on the outside of the package if the return is approved. Returns sent without an RA number are unable to be processed or sent back without payment of shipping. Seasonal merchandise, gift boxes, consumable products and gifts with purchase are final sale.
An item returned with a gift receipt will only be refunded in store credit. If the original purchaser returns an item with receipt or proof of purchase, it can be refunded for the amount paid.
Items and packaging must be in perfect condition and suitable to be re-sold. All tags must be attached.
Exceptions
Seasonal merchandise (includes all holiday merchandise), gift boxes, consumable products and gifts with purchase are always final sale.
Damaged Shipments
Occasionally an item is damaged during shipping. We know it is a bummer when that happens! To report a damaged item, please email us within 3 business days of delivery and include your order number, a brief description of the issue and a photo of the damaged item to lisa@rockpapersissorsshop.com. Each damage report will be individually reviewed for replacement assistance.
Order Issues
We hope it is rare, but once in a while we make a mistake. We’re real humans packing and shipping each order after all! We take great care when fulfilling orders but sh*t happens. Please email us within 3 business days with your order number and a brief description of the issue to lisa@rockpapersissorsshop.com and we’ll do our best to make it right.
Kindly note, we reserve the right to substitute items included in gift and card boxes based on stock availability. We prepare each order by hand and make every effort to swap out of stock items for items with equal value, sentiment and style. Substituted items are not eligible for return or exchange. That may sound like a CYA move, but really it is because we’re a small business with limited inventory. We love the fact that our selection is constantly changing to bring our customers fresh, new finds!
Stamp + Send
Our Stamp + Send service is easy to use! When you purchase a single card from our website, enter your message in the text box and select Stamp + Send as the shipping method. We will handwrite, stamp and send your card at no additional cost.
Stamp + Send is available for US mailing addresses only. All cards are sent with a postage stamp via standard USPS mailing service. Cards are not trackable. Please note, once we write, stamp and send a card the delivery timing is out of our hands.
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