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On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.
On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

Metabolism Birthday Card

$6.50

You sure about that? That 3rd sleeve of Oreos may take a year to burn off! Welcome to the hunger games!

A2 letterpress printed card on cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.

 

STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding the card to your cart.

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