On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?" in a black, all caps block font at the top. An orange envelope sits under the card.

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

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Our "how the fuck did we get this old" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper.Ink:  Black.Envelope: Orange.Size: 4.25"...

Our "how the fuck did we get this old" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. 
Paper: Bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper.
Ink:  Black.
Envelope: Orange.
Size: 4.25" x 5.5".
Folded card, blank inside.
Sealed in a cello sleeve.