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  • On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This white mug says "What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck?" in black script font. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.

    What The F Mug

    $22.99
  • On a sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The front of this light blue oven mitt has a vintage illustration of a woman cooking with a stove, two children and a dog peeking behind her and the stove. The colors are light blue, gold, black, and white. At the top it says "I love my asshole kids." in black serif font.
    On a sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The back of this light blue oven mitt has a vintage illustration of a house with trees, a dog and two children playing on a slide. The colors are light blue, gold, black, and white. At the top it says "I love my asshole kids." in black serif font.

    Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

    $16.00
  • F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt by Blue Q

    F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The mug is a brown diner style mug with orange, groovy style font that says "Don't Be A Dick." with an orange, light orange and yellow rainbow above it. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.

    Don't Be a Dick Mug

    $18.99
  • Love Cheese Oven Mitt by Blue Q
    Love Cheese Oven Mitt by Blue Q, image 2

    Love Cheese Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.

    Holy Sh*t Card

    $6.99
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  • F Off I'm Reading Mug by Mugsby

    F Off I'm Reading Mug

    $18.99
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  • Born to Dilly Dally Mug by house of rodan

    Born to Dilly Dally Mug

    $18.99

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