• On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Metabolism Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "It Could Be Worse. You Could Be Turning Fifteen." in a black, sans serif uppercase font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    You Could Be Turning Fifteen Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.

    Holy Sh*t Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I wouldn't want to put up with anybody else's shit. Happy Anniversary" in all lowercase serif black letterpress text. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Sapling Press Anybody Else's Shit/Anniversary

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children. congratulations." in a black, lower case serif font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Sapling Press My Age Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children. congratulations." in a black, lower case serif font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    I Am Children Congrats Card

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