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  • Wise Woman Card
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    Wise Woman Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Wi-Fi Goes Out More Than You Do Card

    Wi-Fi Goes Out More Than You Do Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Father Farter Card

    Father Farter Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Bottomless Mimosas Card

    Bottomless Mimosas Card

    Pretty Alright Goods
    $6.00

    This card is blank on the inside and includes an envelope. Matte finish. Printed in the USA.    STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave yo...

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  • Ah Ha Moments Card

    Ah Ha Moments Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Deserve The World Card

    Deserve The World Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 gretting card, comes with a kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  ...

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  • Good in Every Situation

    Good in Every Situation

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Pants Card

    Pants Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Two Goals Card
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    Two Goals Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Box of Wine Card

    Box of Wine Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.   STAMP + SEND SING...

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  • Holy Sh*t Card

    Holy Sh*t Card

    Ladyfingers Letterpress
    $6.25

    What what? The Pope on a toilet? That really is a holy shit! This Ladyfingers studio favorite is as versatile as it is slightly offensive. Perfect ...

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  • Instant Message Card

    Instant Message Card

    Odd Daughter Paper Co.
    $5.95

    Blank card with red envelope. Matte finish. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your gift message i...

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  • Nut Juice Card

    Nut Juice Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • F*king Fossil Card

    F*king Fossil Card

    Chez Gagné
    $6.25

    Blank card with orange envelope.Matte finish letterpress. Printed on tree-free paper in Los Angeles, California.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHA...

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  • Blow Me Birthday Card
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    Blow Me Birthday Card

    Bench Pressed
    $6.00

    Blank A2 card, with coordinating envelope. Hand printed on an antique letterpress in a cozy little studio in Minneapolis.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CA...

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  • Three Stages of Life Card

    Three Stages of Life Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 gretting card, comes with a kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  ...

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  • Drink Up Bitches Card

    Drink Up Bitches Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    Drink up, bitches! A perfect card for a birthday! Makes a great party invitation too. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french p...

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  • Truthful Leggings Card

    Truthful Leggings Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 gretting card, comes with a kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  ...

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  • Love You Many Moons Card

    Love You Many Moons Card

    Party of One
    $5.50

    Size A2 // blank inside // individually sleeved.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box bef...

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  • Party Trick Card

    Party Trick Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Happy Birthday Asshat Card

    Happy Birthday Asshat Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    "Happy birthday, asshat!" donkey in a party hat, letterpress printed by hand. A2 (4.25"X5.5") greeting card.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ...

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  • CBD U Card

    CBD U Card

    Party Sally
    $5.75

    4.25"x5.5" flat printed folded greeting card with matching white envelope.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your gift message in ...

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  • Life is a D*ck Card

    Life is a D*ck Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 gretting card, comes with a kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  ...

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  • Scrunchie Comeback Card

    Scrunchie Comeback Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.00

    Blank A2 card printed in USA on high-quality, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card messag...

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  • Sapling Press New Sponge Card

    Sapling Press New Sponge Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    A2 letterpress printed card on ecru cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE...

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  • What Doesn’t Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally

    What Doesn’t Kill You Fucks You Up Mentally

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 gretting card, comes with a kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  ...

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  • Delayed Response Card

    Delayed Response Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Terrible Marriage Card

    Terrible Marriage Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    "And then he whispered softly, "This was a terrible idea." humorous, snarky, the best card for the sarcastic ass to give to the newlyweds! A2 (5.5x...

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  • Oh Sh*t Card

    Oh Sh*t Card

    Bench Pressed
    $6.00

    Blank A2 card, with coordinating envelope. Hand printed on an antique letterpress in a cozy little studio in Minneapolis.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CA...

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  • Sapling Press Trump is a... Have a Nice Day! Card

    Sapling Press Trump is a... Have a Nice Day! Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.75

    A2 letterpress printed card on cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD...

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  • Hokey Pokey Card

    Hokey Pokey Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Hide Birthday Card

    Hide Birthday Card

    Pretty Alright Goods
    $5.75

    A2 card Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper. Includes matching envelope.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your gift...

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  • You're Still Here Card

    You're Still Here Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Me Lying Card

    Me Lying Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASE...

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  • Stopped Believin' Birthday Card

    Stopped Believin' Birthday Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.00

    Blank A2 card printed in USA on high-quality, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card messag...

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  • Man with Good Taste Birthday Card

    Man with Good Taste Birthday Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.00

    Blank A2 printed in USA on high-quality, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card message in ...

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