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Snarky Cards

  • Box of Wine Card
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    Box of Wine Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.   STAMP + SEND SING...

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  • Drink Up Bitches Card
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    Drink Up Bitches Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    Drink up, bitches! A perfect card for a birthday! Makes a great party invitation too. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french p...

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  • Terrible Marriage Card
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    Terrible Marriage Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    "And then he whispered softly, "This was a terrible idea." humorous, snarky, the best card for the sarcastic ass to give to the newlyweds! A2 (5.5x...

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  • Oh Sh*t Card

    Oh Sh*t Card

    Bench Pressed
    $6.00

    Blank A2 card, with coordinating envelope. Hand printed on an antique letterpress in a cozy little studio in Minneapolis.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CA...

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  • Sapling Press Minutes Card

    Sapling Press Minutes Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 in. Printing: Letterpress. Inside Message: Blank. Paper: Ecru cotton. Envelope: Brown bag. Ink: Black.

  • Sapling Press So Tired Card

    Sapling Press So Tired Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 in. Printing: Letterpress. Inside Message: Blank. Paper: Ecru cotton. Envelope: Brown bag. Ink: Black.

  • Freaking Amazing Birthday Card

    Freaking Amazing Birthday Card

    Emily McDowell & Friends
    $6.50

    Every time I look at this card, I want to eat it. Is that just me? Single A2 size (4.25 x 5.5-inches) greeting card with matching kraft envelope. B...

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  • BABY STALIN
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    BABY STALIN

    OffensiveDelightful
    $5.75

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

  • Sapling Press Absolutely Crushing It Card

    Sapling Press Absolutely Crushing It Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    A2 letterpress printed card on white cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGL...

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  • Sapling Press Metabolism Birthday Card

    Sapling Press Metabolism Birthday Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    A2 letterpress printed card on cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD...

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  • Stopped Believin' Birthday Card

    Stopped Believin' Birthday Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.50

    Blank A2 card printed in USA on high-quality, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card messag...

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  • Totally Essential Card
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    Totally Essential Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.50

    Blank, A2 card with matching envelope. Printed in USA on recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card message in th...

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  • Our Favorite Swear Words Notecard Set

    Our Favorite Swear Words Notecard Set

    Rock Paper Scissors
    $19.99

    Profanity never looked so good! Set includes 8 notecards and envelopes with a mix of Shit, Damn, Fuck & Hell words. All envelopes are lined in ...

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  • Michigan Floral Words Notecard Set

    Michigan Floral Words Notecard Set

    Rock Paper Scissors
    $19.99

    Mi hogan never looked so good! Set includes 8 notecards and envelopes. All envelopes are lined in florals! 

  • Baby Honesty Card

    Baby Honesty Card

    Power & Light Press
    $6.00

    A2 size card, blank on the inside, Letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper. Packaged in a compostable sleeve with a recycled kraft envelope.   STAMP ...

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  • Marriage Honesty Card

    Marriage Honesty Card

    Power & Light Press
    $6.50

    A2 size card, blank on the inside, Letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper. Packaged in a compostable sleeve with a recycled kraft envelope.   STAMP ...

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  • Marriage Multiple Choice Card

    Marriage Multiple Choice Card

    Power & Light Press
    $6.00

    A2 size card, blank on the inside, Letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper. Packaged in a compostable sleeve with a recycled kraft envelope.   STAMP ...

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