• On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This white mug says "What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck?" in black script font. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.
    What The F Mug

    What The F Mug

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  • On a sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The front of this light blue oven mitt has a vintage illustration of a woman cooking with a stove, two children and a dog peeking behind her and the stove. The colors are light blue, gold, black, and white. At the top it says "I love my asshole kids." in black serif font.
    On a sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The back of this light blue oven mitt has a vintage illustration of a house with trees, a dog and two children playing on a slide. The colors are light blue, gold, black, and white. At the top it says "I love my asshole kids." in black serif font.
    Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

    Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

    $16.00
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card  says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.
    Metabolism Birthday Card

    Metabolism Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a glass. This low ball whiskey glass says "On The Fucking Rocks" in a black, handwritten lettering script font. It is filled with whiskey and ice.
    On The F'ing Rocks Whiskey Glass

    On The F'ing Rocks Whiskey Glass

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  • On sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The front of this khaki oven mitt has a vintage illustration of a man barbequing with six arms and hands. In each hand are bbq utensils. The colors are khaki, red, black, and white. At the top it says "I'll feed all you fuckers." in black serif font.
    On sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The back of this khaki oven mitt has a vintage illustration of the back of a man barbequing with six arms and hands. In each hand are bbq utensils. The colors are khaki, red, black, and white.
    I'll Feed all you F**kers Oven Mitt

    I'll Feed all you F**kers Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug
    Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug
    Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug

    Grumpy Bitch Needs Coffee Mug

    $19.99
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  • F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt
    F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

    F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a mug with white crinkle in it. This clear mug says "FUCK THIS SHIT" in a colorful, thick serif font. The colors are watermelon pink, sunny mustard and light pink.
    F*ck This Shit Glass Mug

    F*ck This Shit Glass Mug

    $18.99
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