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  • Drink Up Bitches Card

    Drink Up Bitches Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    Drink up, bitches! A perfect card for a birthday! Makes a great party invitation too. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french p...

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  • Box of Wine Card

    Box of Wine Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.   STAMP + SEND SING...

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  • Terrible Marriage Card

    Terrible Marriage Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.95

    "And then he whispered softly, "This was a terrible idea." humorous, snarky, the best card for the sarcastic ass to give to the newlyweds! A2 (5.5x...

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  • Oh Sh*t Card

    Oh Sh*t Card

    Bench Pressed
    $6.00

    Blank A2 card, with coordinating envelope. Hand printed on an antique letterpress in a cozy little studio in Minneapolis.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CA...

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  • Sapling Press Minutes Card

    Sapling Press Minutes Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 in. Printing: Letterpress. Inside Message: Blank. Paper: Ecru cotton. Envelope: Brown bag. Ink: Black.

  • Sapling Press So Tired Card

    Sapling Press So Tired Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    Size: 5.5 x 4.25 in. Printing: Letterpress. Inside Message: Blank. Paper: Ecru cotton. Envelope: Brown bag. Ink: Black.

  • Freaking Amazing Birthday Card

    Freaking Amazing Birthday Card

    Emily McDowell & Friends
    $6.50

    Every time I look at this card, I want to eat it. Is that just me? Single A2 size (4.25 x 5.5-inches) greeting card with matching kraft envelope. B...

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  • BABY STALIN

    BABY STALIN

    OffensiveDelightful
    $5.75

    Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

  • Sapling Press Absolutely Crushing It Card

    Sapling Press Absolutely Crushing It Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    A2 letterpress printed card on white cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGL...

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  • Sapling Press Metabolism Birthday Card

    Sapling Press Metabolism Birthday Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.85

    A2 letterpress printed card on cotton paper, blank inside, includes matching envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD...

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  • Cards Against Humanity

    Cards Against Humanity

    Cards Against Humanity
    $28.00

    Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers wit...

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  • Cards Against Humanity Green Box Expansion

    Cards Against Humanity Green Box Expansion

    Cards Against Humanity
    $22.00

    The Green Box contains 300 totally new cards you can add to your deck of Cards Against Humanity, which is great because you love Cards Against Hum...

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  • Totally Essential Card

    Totally Essential Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.50

    Blank, A2 card with matching envelope. Printed in USA on recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card message in th...

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  • Stopped Believin' Birthday Card

    Stopped Believin' Birthday Card

    A Smyth Co
    $5.50

    Blank A2 card printed in USA on high-quality, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CARD PURCHASES ONLY:  Leave your card messag...

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  • Pretzel Beer Bottle Opener & Chip Clip

    Pretzel Beer Bottle Opener & Chip Clip

    Fred & Friends
    $10.00

    Salty snacks and beer are a match made in heaven. That's why Fred's BEER PRETZEL is so perfect - it's the bottle opener that also functions ...

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  • Manatea Tea Infuser

    Manatea Tea Infuser

    Fred & Friends
    $12.00

    Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm, relaxing moment. Fred's ManaTea infuser is molded from ...

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  • Popcorn Eraser

    Popcorn Eraser

    Fred & Friends
    $8.00

    Erase your errors in a jiffy with FRESH POPCORN erasers. You get a big box full of 12 perfect puffs, ready to pop through all of your mistakes - w...

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  • Winners Anne Taintor Napkins

    Winners Anne Taintor Napkins

    Boston International
    $6.50

    Add a fun and festive touch to your cocktail hour with these Cocktail Napkins from Boston International. Boasting a bright and cheerful design, th...

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  • Over Thinker Element Mug

    Over Thinker Element Mug

    Talking Out of Turn
    $18.00

    It's a perfect gift for anyone! Coffee, tea, hot chocolate—whatever beverage you love, this funny coffee mug will keep it nice and warm for you or...

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  • Proving Them Wrong Diner Mug

    Proving Them Wrong Diner Mug

    Talking Out of Turn
    $18.00

    It's a perfect gift for anyone! Coffee, tea, hot chocolate—whatever beverage you love, this funny coffee mug will keep it nice and warm for you or...

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  • Filthy Rich Napkins

    Filthy Rich Napkins

    Fred & Friends
    $8.00

    Refine your cocktail party experience with FILTHY RICH. These high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks. They'r...

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  • Emergency Bow Tie

    Emergency Bow Tie

    Archie McPhee
    $8.50

  • Middle Fingers Mug

    Middle Fingers Mug

    Meriwether
    $20.00

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • Risky Itzi - A Game From Tenzi

    Risky Itzi - A Game From Tenzi

    Carma Games
    $26.00

    R-RATED LAUGHS: Quick, name a wine that starts with the letter “C”. If you said, “Chardonnay”, you pretty much know how to play. Risky ITZI i...

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  • Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

    Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
    $16.00

    We operate with the motto "The snarkier the kitchen decor, the better". Super-insulated, 100% cotton oven mitt. 

  • This Meeting is Bullshit Mug

    This Meeting is Bullshit Mug

    Meriwether
    $18.50

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • One Glass Away Wine Glass

    One Glass Away Wine Glass

    Meriwether
    $15.00

    I'm one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from 3 years ago. A wine glass both classy and honest. You may have forgiven, but you have not...

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  • Bra or Pants Mug

    Bra or Pants Mug

    Meriwether
    $20.00

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • On The F'ing Rocks Whiskey Glass

    On The F'ing Rocks Whiskey Glass

    Meriwether
    $16.99

    A whiskey glass both classy and honest.

  • Everything Will Be F’ing Ok Mug

    Everything Will Be F’ing Ok Mug

    Meriwether
    $18.00

    What We're All Thinking Hoping Right Now... Dishwasher safe.

  • The Good Shit Whiskey Glass

    The Good Shit Whiskey Glass

    Meriwether
    $16.00

    A whiskey glass both classy and honest.

  • My Wife's Super Power Koozie

    My Wife's Super Power Koozie

    Meriwether
    $9.00

    The two most important questions: will there be White Claws and can I bring my dog? Amiright? Neoprene foam koozie.

  • Consequences of My Own Actions Notebook

    Consequences of My Own Actions Notebook

    Meriwether
    $16.99

    A wise man once said that trying is the first step toward failure... but in fact, dreaming is. Give this inspiring, tongue-in-cheek journal to tha...

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  • Hot Mess Kitchen Recipes

    Hot Mess Kitchen Recipes

    Hachette
    $29.99

    “I came for the recipes and stayed for the funny, personal writing. How could you not love a book with recipes like ‘Fuck It, Let’s Just Get Stoned...

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  • Get Your Sh*t Together Notebook

    Get Your Sh*t Together Notebook

    Meriwether
    $17.99

    Get your shit together and start acting like an adult. Amazing plush red velvet journal with silver foil press lettering. This journal i...

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  • Brilliant ideas I had while drunk Journal

    Brilliant ideas I had while drunk Journal

    Meriwether
    $16.00

    Inspiration strikes people in many ways (in the shower, while dreaming...) But many of history's most brilliant ideas arose while drinking. It is ...

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