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  • Everything Will Be F’ing Ok Mug
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    Everything Will Be F’ing Ok Mug

    Meriwether
    $18.00

    What We're All Thinking Hoping Right Now... Dishwasher safe.

  • Wise Woman Card
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    Wise Woman Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.00

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Fresh Out of These Card

    Fresh Out of These Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.75

    A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.

  • Mother of the GD Year Card

    Mother of the GD Year Card

    Sapling Press
    $5.75

    This card is blank on the inside and includes a gold envelope. Designed and printed in the USA.

  • Cheer Up Dog Years Birthday Card
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    Cheer Up Dog Years Birthday Card

    Benchpressed
    $5.75

    A2 Card & Envelope

  • Pants Card

    Pants Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.00

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Bottomless Mimosas Card

    Bottomless Mimosas Card

    Pretty Alright Goods
    $6.00

    This card is blank on the inside and includes an envelope. Matte finish. Printed in the USA. 

  • Your Move Jesus Card
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    Your Move Jesus Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.00

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Ah Ha Moments Card
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    Ah Ha Moments Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Snarky Reuseable Jumbo Zipper Pouch

    Snarky Reuseable Jumbo Zipper Pouch

    Blue Q
    $14.00

    The Blue Q Jumbo Pouch measures 10.25"h x 13.75"w x 1"d. Pop your wip in this pouch and you'll still have room for a Blue Q Coin Purse or Pencil Ca...

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  • Whisper WTF Card
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    Whisper WTF Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.00

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Holy Sh*t Card
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    Holy Sh*t Card

    Ladyfingers Letterpress
    $6.00

    What what? The Pope on a toilet? That really is a holy shit! This Ladyfingers studio favorite is as versatile as it is slightly offensive. Perfect ...

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  • Instant Message Card
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    Instant Message Card

    Odd Daughter Paper Co.
    $5.95

    Blank card with red envelope. Matte finish. Designed and printed in the USA.

  • Secret Ingredient Kitchen Towel

    Secret Ingredient Kitchen Towel

    Blue Q
    $28.00

    We love these snarky kitchen towels from Blue Q. Spice up your kitchen or give one as a fun hostess gift!

  • Freaking Amazing Birthday Card
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    Freaking Amazing Birthday Card

    Emily McDowell & Friends
    $5.75

    Every time I look at this card, I want to eat it. Is that just me? Single A2 size (4.25 x 5.5-inches) greeting card with matching kraft envelope. B...

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  • It’s All Fun & Games Until The Beer Runs Out Beer Glass

    It’s All Fun & Games Until The Beer Runs Out Beer Glass

    About Face
    $14.00

    Enjoy an ice-cold drink in this funny Say What? pint glass! These glasses do the talking for you and feature our signature About Face Designs hand-...

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  • CBD U Card

    CBD U Card

    Party Sally
    $5.75

    4.25"x5.5" flat printed folded greeting card with matching white envelope.

  • OMFG I Love You Card
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    OMFG I Love You Card

    Pretty Alright Goods
    $5.75

    Blank card with envelope. Matte finish letterpress. Printed in the USA.

  • Nut Juice Card

    Nut Juice Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.00

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Father Farter Card

    Father Farter Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • F*king Fossil Card
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    F*king Fossil Card

    Chez Gagne Letterpress
    $6.25

    Blank card with orange envelope.Matte finish letterpress. Printed on tree-free paper in Los Angeles, California.

  • Great Job Card
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    Great Job Card

    Emily McDowell & Friends
    $5.00

    Perfect for Mother's Day. Fact: we all need to hear this way more often, and it always feels good to hear. I guarantee that the person you give thi...

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  • Goodnight Trump- A Parody Book

    Goodnight Trump- A Parody Book

    Rock Paper Scissors
    $20.00

    An unauthorized parody by the totally failing New York Times :)

  • Fucking Brilliant One Line A Day Journal

    Fucking Brilliant One Line A Day Journal

    Chronicle Books
    $18.00

    Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant...

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  • Per My Previous Email Mug

    Per My Previous Email Mug

    Meriwether
    $20.00

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • Ifs Ands or Butts Notepad

    Ifs Ands or Butts Notepad

    Party of One
    $9.00

    • 4.25" x 6" • 50 sheets • Sustainably packaged with cardstock cover, chipboard backing & wraparound sticker label • Plastic-free & oce...

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  • B*tch I am Relaxed Women's Socks

    B*tch I am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Blue Q
    $14.00

    Don't be fooled by the bright colors of these Blue Q socks, they're perfectly snarky too. And that's why we love them!

  • Great Minds Drink Alike Rocks Glass

    Great Minds Drink Alike Rocks Glass

    About Face
    $15.00

    Enjoy an ice-cold drink in this funny Say What? pint glass! These glasses do the talking for you and feature our signature About Face Designs hand-...

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  • Snarky Gold Foiled Notepad

    Snarky Gold Foiled Notepad

    Chez Gagne
    $12.00

    Fun Gold Foiled Saying printed on the top of a 5 x 8 Notepad. Printed by Chez Gagne! 65 paged Notepad, pages are lined and perforated Gold Foil Pri...

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  • Funny Trucker Hats

    Funny Trucker Hats

    Headliner
    $21.00

  • Namaste Women's Socks

    Namaste Women's Socks

    Blue Q
    $14.00

    Don't be fooled by the bright colors of these Blue Q socks, they're perfectly snarky too. And that's why we love them!

  • Consecutive Days Card
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    Consecutive Days Card

    Alice-Louise Press
    $5.75

    Letterpress printed in black ink. Folded A2 greeting card comes with a brown bag kraft envelope. Blank inside.

  • Kick Your Ass Card

    Kick Your Ass Card

    Ladyfingers Letterpress
    $6.00

    "You already have everything, so I figured after you finish reading this card I'd take you out back and kick your ass 'cuz that's something money c...

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  • Fuck It Mug

    Fuck It Mug

    Seltzer
    $18.00

    What We're All Thinking Right Now... Dishwasher safe.

  • Box of Wine Card
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    Box of Wine Card

    Guttersnipe Press Letterpress Greetings
    $5.75

    A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.

  • Blow Me Birthday Card

    Blow Me Birthday Card

    Bench Pressed
    $5.75

    This card is blank on the inside and includes a red envelope. Matte finish. Made in Minnesota.