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  • On a hot pink and purple background sits a wooden tray with which paper crinkle and a handful of attractive gifts in a purple color theme. The gifts include a glass mug with lavender script that says "Exhale the Bullshit," purple novelty socks that say "Let that Shit Go," a bottle of Portland Syrups Lavender Syrup premium beverage concentrate, Crow and Moss (dairy free) Coconut Macaroon Cookie and a kraft can of Wavvy Bath Soak in Luscious Lavender and Milk with a cute illustrated label and pink lid.
    On a hot pink and purple background sits a wooden tray with which paper crinkle and a handful of attractive gifts in a purple color theme. This photo is a close-up of the Wavvy Bath Soak in Luscious Lavender and Milk wiht a cute illustrated label and pink lid and purple novelty socks that say "Let that Shit Go."
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  • On a calming blue background sits a wooden tray of products and white paper krinkle. The products feature a clear glass mug that says "Shit Fuck Damn" in pink, yellow and aqua words, Edith Grey Black Tea from Big Heart Tea, a lined notepad that says "Doing my Fucking Best," a Patchology moisturizing sheet mask "Get Dewy With It," Up UP milk chocolate bar, Partake allergy friendly chocolate chip crunchy cookies, and an 8 pack of Chez Gagne coconut lime shower steamers that say "I Need a Vacation."
    On a calming blue background sits a wooden tray of products and white paper krinkle. The products are a lovely sky blue and aqua theme. This photo is a close-up of the clear glass mug that says "Shit Fuck Damn" in cute pink yellow and aqua words, Edith Grey Black Tea from Big Heart Tea, and UP UP 4.6 oz milk chocolate bar.
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  • On an aqua and blue wavy background sits a wooden tray of moscow-mule themed gifts on white paper krinkle. It includes a hammered copper mule mug, a "Groceries" list with one checkbox for Booze, W&P Moscow Mule Cocktail Syrup, Noble Mick's Single Serve Craft Moscow Mule Cocktail Mix, Willie's Cacao Ginger Lime Chocolate, Portland Syrups Spicy Ginger concentrate, Lou's Libations Madame Mule Cocktail Kit and a bag of South Bend Chocolate Company Chili Lime Chocolate Crunch Caramel Corn.
    On a cool green and blue wavy background sits a wooden tray of moscow-mule themed gifts on white paper krinkle. This photo is a close-up on the hammered copper straight-sided mule mug, 1 oz mini bottle of W&P Moscow Mule Cocktail Syrup with lime, ginger and spice, Noble Mick's Single Serve Craft Moscow Mule Cocktail Mix and A 50g square of Willie's Cacao Ginger Lime Chocolate.
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  • On a pink background with mustard cutout shapes sits a red and white striped box with kitchen gifts stacked around it on white paper crinkle and confetti. The gifts include two Graza olive oils, multicolored silicone utensils, Jacobson Salt Co. flavored salts, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook, Momofuku Chili Crunch, Silicone finger bowls, Wilder Jalapeño Mustard, Brightland Olive Oil, Mama Teay's Hot Garlic, Up Up Dark Chocolate and South Bend Popcorn Company Sea Salt Crunch Caramel Corn.
    On a hot pink background with mustard wobbly cutout shapes, an assortment of lux kitchen accoutrements are arranged on white paper crinkle. The gifts include two Graza olive oils, multicolored silicone utensils, Jacobson Salt Co. flavored salts, Mike's Hot Honey, "As Cooked on TikTok" cookbook, Momofuku Chili Crunch, Silicone finger bowls, Wilder Jalapeño Mustard, Brightland Olive Oil, Mama Teay's Hot Garlic, Up Up Dark Chocolate and South Bend Popcorn Company Sea Salt Crunch Caramel Corn.
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  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The products are a retro illustrated oven mitt that says "I'll Feed All You Fuckers," a Sapling Press tea towel that says "Well, well, well, if it isn't that I have to fucking cook dinner again," a 'pad' of butter notepad, "Un-Fuck-Upable" cookbook by Zach Golden, two mini brightland bottles of olive oil and balsamic vinegar, and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
    On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This is a close-up on a Sapling Press tea towel that says "Well, well, well, if it isn't that I have to fucking cook dinner again," a 'pad' of butter (note pad - get it), and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
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  • On a funky light orange and lavender background sits a wooden tray filled to the brim with brunch accoutrements. The products include a set of cork brunch-themed coasters, our favorite Teaspressa Instant Mimosa Cocktail Kit, a premium 100% soy Mimosa candle, a small bottle of Portland Syrups Grapefruit Tonic drink mixer, a stack of coral beverage napkins that say "STARTED FROM THE BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS NOW WE HERE," and a gorgeous Compartes Tie Dye White Chocolate Bar.
    On a funky light orange and sunny mustard background sits a wooden tray filled to the brim with brunch accoutrements. This photo is a close-up of  a small bottle of Portland Syrups Grapefruit Tonic drink mixer and a gorgeous Compartes Tie Dye White Chocolate Bar.
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  • On a calming blue and teal background sits a wooden tray with an assortment of Michigan Awesome snacks and an illustrated map of Michigan tea towel.
    On a calming blue and teal background sits a wooden tray with an assortment of Michigan Awesome snacks and an illustrated map of Michigan tea towel. This photo is a close-up of Michigan Awesome Chocolate Covered Blueberries, Sour Cherry Gummies, and Milk Chocolate Cherries.
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  • On a green background with raspberry and tomato red wobbly cutout shapes sits a wooden tray of bloody-mary themed gifts on white krinkle paper. Just add vodka! The gifts include a 25.5 oz bottle of American Spoon Bloody Mary Mix, a bag of South Bend Chocolate Company Bacon Flavored Crunch caramel popcorn, a jar of Red Clay Spicy Bloody Mary Salt, Smaak Cayenne hot sauce, six clear bloody mary cups, Noble Mick's Single Serve Bloody Mary Craft Cocktail, and Salteez Pickle Salt strips.
    On a funky green background with raspberry and tomato red wobbly cutout shapes sits a wooden tray of bloody-mary themed gifts on bright white krinkle paper. Just add vodka! This photo is a close-up on the generous 25.5 oz bottle of our favorite American Spoon Bloody Mary Mix.
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    Diet Coke Card
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a postcard with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This postcard has a picture of The Big House stadium with a yellow stripe at the bottom. It says in white hand-lettering "Hail Yes!" and in the yellow stripe it says "ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN."
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "let's grow old and wrinkly together" in handwritten grey letterpress and the word "wrinkly" is crossed out with a hot pink line and above it says "botox" in hot pink handwritten lettering. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.
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  • On a bright yellow background with colorful confetti sits a birthday card that reads "You are 'born in the late 1900s' kind of old."
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  • Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card
    Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card
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  • Too Old for TikTok | Funny Honest Birthday Card
    Too Old for TikTok | Funny Honest Birthday Card
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  • Turn Down To See | Funny Aging Adulting Card
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The orange greeting card says "The Women I Love & Admire For Their Strength & Grace Did Not Get That Way Because Shit Worked Out. Those Women Are My Superheroes, & One of Them Is You." It is written in gold foil and white serif font. The white envelope sits under the card.
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  • Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Card
    Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Card
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  • Funny Sarcastic Happy Birthday Card
    Funny Sarcastic Happy Birthday Card
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  • A greeting card sits on a bright yellow background with colorful confetti with a hand drawn bunny with hand painted pickleballs text reads "Have a Baller Birthday".
    Pickleball Bunny
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  • Closer to Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Card
    Closer to Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Card
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  • Talk About In Therapy | Cheeky Adult Therapy Card
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  • You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck Card
    You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck Card
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