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Pens + Pencils

  • Garden Party Pencil Set

    Garden Party Pencil Set

    Rifle Paper Co.
    $14.00

    Bring a pop of pattern and a touch of gold foil to your morning crosswords or pop quizzes. This 12-piece, pre-sharpened writing pencil set includes...

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  • Pencils for Zero Fucks

    Pencils for Zero Fucks

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
    $12.99

    No fucks. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us reall...

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  • Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

    Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
    $12.99

    It's fine. I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do tha...

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  • Excuse Pencils for Introverts

    Excuse Pencils for Introverts

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
    $12.99

    PEOPLE SUCK. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. S...

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  • Pencils for Okay Moms

    Pencils for Okay Moms

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
    $12.99

    CONGRATULATIONS. You're the world's okayest mom! Please don’t take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless...

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