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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW" in big black, sans serif uppercase font. The neon yellow envelope sits under the card.

    Welcome to the Shitshow Letterpress Card

    $6.99
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  • On a moss green background sits an oven mitt. The front of this celery green oven mitt has illustrations of green marijuana leaves and flowers on it and it says "The Food has weed in it" in green handwritten script lettering.
    On a moss green background sits an oven mitt. The back of this green oven mitt has illustrations of celery green marijuana leaves and flowers on it.

    The Food Has Weed Oven Mitt

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The hot pink greeting card has handwritten letterpress text in black and white that says "Behind Every Great Woman is Another Great Woman Replying to Her Frantic Texts in the Middle of the Night. Thank You for Being That Woman." The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Every Great Woman Card

    $6.50
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  • Gilmore Girls Inspired Rock Paper Scissors Decal Sticker

    Gilmore Girls Inspired Rock Paper Scissors Decal Sticker

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  • On a hot pink background sits a book with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls. It is called "A WHAT THE F**K BOOK." It has illustraions of utensils crossed and in white it says "UN F**KUPABLE" in all caps, block font. It also says "50 Recipes that Even You Can't Screw Up" in white, block font. By Zach Golden.

    Unf*ckupable: 50 Recipes That Even You Can't Screw Up

    $19.99
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  • On an orangey-red background sits a box and a candle. The box is a package for the candle. It is light blue with a rainbow graphic on the front in orange, mustard orange and yellow. Under it says "DON'T BE A DiCK." in a groovy, orange handwritten font. Next to it is a glass candle that is lit, with the same rainbow graphic and saying and there is a white lid leaning against it.

    Don't Be a Dick Jar Candle

    $19.99
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  • On a hot pink background sits a candle with a lid atop a red and white striped packing tape. There are white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The glass candle is lit with a mint label. It says "LAST FUCK TO GIVE" in all caps, white block font. It also says "smells like: OH LOOK, it's on fire," "With notes of: sparkling yuzu + lime." It is in all white, block font.

    Last Fuck To Give Jar Candle

    $19.99
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  • On a hot pink background sits candle and a lid. There are white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The lit glass candle has a bubblegum pink label. It says "OUT OF OFFICE" in all caps, white block font. It says "smells like: two weeks notice, per my last email, done and done, buh-bye," and "with notes of: citrus + patchouli" in white, block font.

    Out of Office Jar Candle

    $19.99
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