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  • In Dog Years You're Dead Birthday Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    In Dog Years You're Dead Birthday Card

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  • Get Well Soon You Clumsy Twat Sympathy Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    Get Well Soon You Clumsy Twat Sympathy Card

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  • Oh Look, Your Check Asshole Light Is On Insult Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    Oh Look, Your Check Asshole Light Is On Insult Card

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  • Your Forgetting Era | Funny Taylor Swift Birthday Card by Paloma Paper Co.
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    Your Forgetting Era: Funny Taylor Swift Birthday Card

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  • Let Those Fucks Go - Funny Vintage Style Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    Let Those Fucks Go - Funny Vintage Style Card

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  • You're The Fucking Best Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    You're The Fucking Best Card

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  • This Shit Is Bananas Sympathy Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    This Shit Is Bananas Sympathy Card

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  • How to Find Out if You Are Old Birthday Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    How to Find Out if You Are Old Birthday Card

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Ship a little magic this holiday season with one of our curated holiday-themed gift boxes.
  • Stocking Stuffer Gift Box

    Stocking Stuffer Gift Box

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  • Cup of Cheer Cocoa for the Family Holiday Gift Box

    Cup of Cheer Cocoa for the Family Holiday Gift Box

    Regular price $109.99
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  • Cup of Cheer Cocoa for Two Holiday Gift Box

    Cup of Cheer Cocoa for Two Holiday Gift Box

    Regular price $69.99
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  • The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Holiday Gift Box

    The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Holiday Gift Box

    Regular price $99.99
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Rock Paper Scissors is a small business located in Ann Arbor, in the heart of Mitten State. We're proudly woman-owned and operated since 2012. We offer a selection of our in-store favorites for shipping across the US.
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