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  • On a sunny mustard yellow and cool aqua backdrop sits a mug and a bag of coffee. The mug is a large white mug with colorful collegiate font that says "Ann Arbor" with "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" below it. The bright yellow blue bag of coffee sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape. The coffee is Zingerman's brand Roadhouse Joe Blend. 'Smooth as silk and served daily at Zingerman's Roadhouse' Ground coffee. 12 oz (350 g). White crinkle overflows from the mug.
    On a sunny mustard yellow and cool aqua backdrop sits a mug and a bag of coffee. The mug is a large white mug with colorful collegiate font that says "Ann Arbor" with "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" below it. The bright yellow blue bag of coffee sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape. The coffee is Zingerman's brand Roadhouse Joe Blend. 'Smooth as silk and served daily at Zingerman's Roadhouse' Ground coffee. 12 oz (350 g). White crinkle overflows from the mug.
    On a sunny mustard background sits a mug and a bag of coffee with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around.  The mug is a large white mug with colorful collegiate font that says "Ann Arbor" with "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" below it. The white bag of coffee sits atop the mug. The coffee is Rock Paper Scissors 'Hail Yes!' in white hand lettering on a brilliant blue label. It is 'BLUEBERRY CRUMBLE GROUND COFFEE'. Small batch roasted, fruit forward, balanced w/ aromatic vanilla. Net Wt. 12 oz. (340g)
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  • On an aqua and blue wavy background sits a wooden tray of moscow-mule themed gifts on white paper krinkle. It includes a hammered copper mule mug, a "Groceries" list with one checkbox for Booze, W&P Moscow Mule Cocktail Syrup, Noble Mick's Single Serve Craft Moscow Mule Cocktail Mix, Willie's Cacao Ginger Lime Chocolate, Portland Syrups Spicy Ginger concentrate, Lou's Libations Madame Mule Cocktail Kit and a bag of South Bend Chocolate Company Chili Lime Chocolate Crunch Caramel Corn.
    On a cool green and blue wavy background sits a wooden tray of moscow-mule themed gifts on white paper krinkle. This photo is a close-up on the hammered copper straight-sided mule mug, 1 oz mini bottle of W&P Moscow Mule Cocktail Syrup with lime, ginger and spice, Noble Mick's Single Serve Craft Moscow Mule Cocktail Mix and A 50g square of Willie's Cacao Ginger Lime Chocolate.
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  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The products are a retro illustrated oven mitt that says "I'll Feed All You Fuckers," a Sapling Press tea towel that says "Well, well, well, if it isn't that I have to fucking cook dinner again," a 'pad' of butter notepad, "Un-Fuck-Upable" cookbook by Zach Golden, two mini brightland bottles of olive oil and balsamic vinegar, and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
    On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky kitchen themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This is a close-up on a Sapling Press tea towel that says "Well, well, well, if it isn't that I have to fucking cook dinner again," a 'pad' of butter (note pad - get it), and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
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  • On a bright pink and purple background, a handful of optimistic, swear-themed gifts are arranged on a tray among white crinkle. The gifts includes a navy mug with a buddha sillhouette that says "Let that shit go," Tick Tock Tea 'Balance' blend, Up and Up Dark chocolate bar, a pair of blue novelty socks that says "MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP" in white, a Chez Gagne 'Glow the Fuck Up' sheet mask, a 'Big-Ass Swear Word Coloring Book' with flowers and Ooly Pastel hues colored pencils.
    On a bright pink and purple background, a handful of optimistic, brightly colored swear-themed gifts are arranged on a tray among white crinkle. The photo is a close-up of the 'Big-Ass Swear Word Coloring Book' with flowers and Ooly Pastel hues colored pencils.
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a postcard with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This postcard has a picture of The Big House stadium with a yellow stripe at the bottom. It says in white hand-lettering "Hail Yes!" and in the yellow stripe it says "ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN."
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "let's grow old and wrinkly together" in handwritten grey letterpress and the word "wrinkly" is crossed out with a hot pink line and above it says "botox" in hot pink handwritten lettering. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.
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  • On a bright yellow background with colorful confetti sits a birthday card that reads "You are 'born in the late 1900s' kind of old."
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    Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card
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    Too Old for TikTok | Funny Honest Birthday Card
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The orange greeting card says "The Women I Love & Admire For Their Strength & Grace Did Not Get That Way Because Shit Worked Out. Those Women Are My Superheroes, & One of Them Is You." It is written in gold foil and white serif font. The white envelope sits under the card.
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    Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Card
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    Funny Sarcastic Happy Birthday Card
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  • A greeting card sits on a bright yellow background with colorful confetti with a hand drawn bunny with hand painted pickleballs text reads "Have a Baller Birthday".
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    Closer to Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Card
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    You Run a Pretty Tight Shipwreck Card
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