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  • On sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The front of this khaki oven mitt has a vintage illustration of a man barbequing with six arms and hands. In each hand are bbq utensils. The colors are khaki, red, black, and white. At the top it says "I'll feed all you fuckers." in black serif font.
    On sunny mustard background sits an oven mitt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The back of this khaki oven mitt has a vintage illustration of the back of a man barbequing with six arms and hands. In each hand are bbq utensils. The colors are khaki, red, black, and white.

    I'll Feed all you F**kers Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls, sunglasses, and a pair of white sneakers. This heathered charcoal grey tee features an illustration of a beer with hops and hand lettered "DRINK GOOD MICHIGAN BEER" in white.
    On a sunny mustard background sits a t-shirt with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls, sunglasses, and a pair of white sneakers. This heathered charcoal grey tee features an illustration of a beer with hops and hand lettered "DRINK GOOD MICHIGAN BEER" in white.

    Drink Good Michigan Beer T-Shirt

    $32.99
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  • F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

    F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a mug with white crinkle in it. This clear mug says "FUCK THIS SHIT" in a colorful, thick serif font. The colors are watermelon pink, sunny mustard and light pink.

    F*ck This Shit Glass Mug

    $18.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a magnet with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This 2D-style raised magnet is a red and white handdrawn soda pop that says "It's Called Pop Not Soda" in red and white handwritten lettering. It has a white outline bubble with the state of Michigan in it in white. 3"- 4"

    Pop Not Soda Magnet

    $8.00
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  • On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The mug is a brown diner style mug with orange, groovy style font that says "Don't Be A Dick." with an orange, light orange and yellow rainbow above it. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.

    Don't Be a Dick Mug

    $18.99
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  • Love Cheese Oven Mitt
    Love Cheese Oven Mitt

    Love Cheese Oven Mitt

    $18.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a pint glass with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This beer can-style glass has a red and white handdrawn soda pop that says "It's Called Pop Not Soda" in red and white handwritten lettering. It has a white outline bubble with the state of Michigan in it in white and it is filled with white crinkle.
    On a sunny mustard background sits a pint glass with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This beer can-style glass has a red and white handdrawn soda pop that says "It's Called Pop Not Soda" in red and white handwritten lettering. It has a white outline bubble with the state of Michigan in it in white.

    Pop Not Soda Beer Can Pint Glass

    $14.99
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Rock Paper Scissors is a small business located in Ann Arbor, in the heart of Mitten State. We're proudly woman-owned and operated since 2012. We offer a selection of our in-store favorites for shipping across the US.
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