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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THIS OLD?" in a black, all caps block font at the top. An orange envelope sits under the card.

    How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "let's grow old and wrinkly together" in handwritten grey letterpress and the word "wrinkly" is crossed out with a hot pink line and above it says "botox" in hot pink handwritten lettering. The hot pink envelope sits under the card.

    Grow Old & Botox Birthday Letterpress Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "It Could Be Worse. You Could Be Turning Fifteen." in a black, sans serif uppercase font. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    You Could Be Turning Fifteen Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of text bubbles in orange and light blue that says "I hope you have a crappy birthday!", "...", "I mean happy!", "Damn autocorrect" in handwritten white font. The yellow envelope sits under the card.

    Crappy Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a green and black marijuana leaf and candles and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in black and green, handwritten lettering. The kelly green envelope sits under the card.

    Happy Weed Day Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a Corgi dog playing the tamborine on it and says "Go Shorty It's Your Birthday!" in handwritten blue lettering. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Go Shorty Birthday Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "Happy Birthday! Congratulations on being "complaining about millenials" years old." in a handwritten lettering. The colors are red, black, and light yellow. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Complain About Millennials Card

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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "HBD" in handwritten funky bold lettering in light blue and navy. The neon red envelope sits under the card.

    HBD Birthday Card

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    Out of the Office Relaxation Gift Box

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    Notes of Appreciation Gift Box

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    An Old Fashioned Thank You Cocktail Celebration Gift Box

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    Made in the Mitten Gift Box

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Rock Paper Scissors is a small business located in Ann Arbor, in the heart of Mitten State. We're proudly woman-owned and operated since 2012. We offer a selection of our in-store favorites for shipping across the US.
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