On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card  says "it's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down." in a black, lowercase serif font. It also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a black, all caps block font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

Metabolism Birthday Card

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