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  • On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky themed gifts among white paper krinkle. The gifts include a kraft hard cover spiral-bound notebook that says "FUCK THIS SHIT (I whisper to myself as the meeting starts)," black sporty socks with white writing "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL," a white diner mug that says "This Meeting is Bullshit," a red bag of Michigan Awesome sour cherry gummies, and a bag of Poppy Salted Caramel Popcorn.
    On a calming blue background with bold red wobbly cutout sits a wooden tray of snarky themed gifts among white paper krinkle. This photo is a close-up of a white diner mug that says "This Meeting is Bullshit" and black sporty socks with white writing "I SUPPOSE SAYING FUCK YOU WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL."

    Hustle The Hardest Office Survival Gift Box

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  • How to Find Out if You Are Old Birthday Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    How to Find Out if You Are Old Birthday Card

    Regular price $6.99
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  • Houston I have so many problems Mug by house of rodan

    Houston I have so many problems Mug

    Regular price $18.99
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  • In Dog Years You're Dead Birthday Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    In Dog Years You're Dead Birthday Card

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  • Large Zingerman's Peppermint Bark

    Large Zingerman's Peppermint Bark

    Regular price $16.99
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  • Let Those Fucks Go - Funny Vintage Style Card by Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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    Let Those Fucks Go - Funny Vintage Style Card

    Regular price $6.99
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  • Mama Teav's Hot Garlic

    Mama Teav's Hot Garlic

    Regular price $19.99
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  • Made in the Mitten Gift Box

    Made in the Mitten Gift Box

    Regular price $159.99
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  • Stocking Stuffer Gift Box

    Stocking Stuffer Gift Box

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  • Cup of Cheer Cocoa for the Family Holiday Gift Box

    Cup of Cheer Cocoa for the Family Holiday Gift Box

    Regular price $109.99
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  • Cup of Cheer Cocoa for Two Holiday Gift Box

    Cup of Cheer Cocoa for Two Holiday Gift Box

    Regular price $69.99
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  • The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Holiday Gift Box

    The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Holiday Gift Box

    Regular price $99.99
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Rock Paper Scissors is a small business located in Ann Arbor, in the heart of Mitten State. We're proudly woman-owned and operated since 2012. We offer a selection of our in-store favorites for shipping across the US.
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