Nose Pencil Sharpener
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DO NOT STICK A PENCIL UP YOUR ACTUAL NOSE.
Stick a pencil up THIS nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" long. Available in two skin tones and will be fulfilled at random.
What more could one want in life than a nose pencil sharpener?!