{"product_id":"disappointed-by-a-man-coffee-mug","title":"Disappointed by a Man... Coffee Mug","description":"I am going to be disappointed by a man today. I can feel it.\n\nSome people check the weather. You check the vibe—and it’s giving inevitable disappointment.\n\nThis coffee mug is for that eerily accurate intuition, the kind built on pattern recognition and just enough lived experience to know better (but still show up anyway). It pairs perfectly with strong coffee, stronger boundaries, and a quiet “we’ll see” before 10 a.m.\n\nSip accordingly. Expectations: managed. Patience: limited. Forecast: exactly what you thought.\n\nA little intuition. A lot of experience. And just enough caffeine in the coffee mug to face it anyway.\n\nThis coffee mug says what your gut already knows: today might come with a side of eye-rolls and unmet expectations. But at least you’ll be prepared—coffee in hand, standards intact, and absolutely no surprises.\n\nBecause disappointment is temporary. Your sense of humor? Fully caffeinated and thriving.\n\nCoffee Mug Size: 14oz","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53089606631718,"sku":"WS- MUG [DISAPPOINTED]","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1485\/0986\/files\/37ecfeadcd7c490036140d68375a8d515b332c85a87f174d5cc963d4bff5376b.jpg?v=1776783852","url":"https:\/\/rockpaperscissorsshop.com\/products\/disappointed-by-a-man-coffee-mug","provider":"Rock Paper Scissors ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}