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  • On a sunny mustard background sits a sticker with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This white, rectangle sticker has an illustration of AOL Instant Messenger logo in yello, black and blue at the top and says "Sign On", "AOL Instant Messenger", "Forgot your password? Click here. (underlined)," "ScreenName (with a red key next to it)," "Password:," "Sign on at Launch (with a square in front of it),", "? (in a lavender circle)," "Preferences," "Sign On."

    Instant Messanger Sticker

    $5.00
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card has an illustration of a pope sitting on the toilet and it says "HOLY SHIT!" in handwritten purple lettering. The chartreuse envelope sits under the card.

    Holy Sh*t Card

    $6.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I wouldn't want to put up with anybody else's shit. Happy Anniversary" in all lowercase serif black letterpress text. The kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Sapling Press Anybody Else's Shit/Anniversary

    $6.50
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  • Birthday Slut Card

    Birthday Slut Card

    $6.99
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  • On a sunny mustard background is a greeting card and envelope with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. The white greeting card says "I still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children. congratulations." in a black, lower case serif font. A kraft envelope sits under the card.

    Sapling Press My Age Card

    $6.50
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  • On a hot pink background sits a mug with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. This white, diner style mug says "This meeting is bullshit." in black, block font. It has white crinkle in it and sits atop a red and white striped roll of tape.

    This Meeting is Bullshit Mug

    $19.99
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  • On a hot pink background sits a journal with white crinkle and big, colorful confetti scattered around. There are mini disco balls. This orange journal says "EVERYTHING IS FINE" in gold, all caps block font.

    Everything is Fine Journal

    $19.99
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  • Get Shit Done Journal

    Get Shit Done Journal

    $19.99
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