Snarky

The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab in the middle of A ...

A whiskey glass both classy and honest.

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; ...

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed ...

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspe...

Add a fun and festive touch to your cocktail hour with these Cocktail Napkins from Boston International. Boasting a bright and cheerful design, th...

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe si...

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it’s all real and valid, ya know? Women’s shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 4...

You're so shiny that the people around you have to wear sunglasses. And those people look really cool in sunglasses, so you're really doing them a...

We get it. You’re kind of a big deal and want your desk to reflect that. Fred’s Daily Desk Plaque shows off your witty side and alerts your ...

Our favorite cowgirl decided to mosey on over to the Ankle Sock Corral, and we welcomed her with open arms. Not like we had a choice. Women's shoe ...

Pick up a pack of RAMEN NOTES for instant memos every time. Each reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 3-1/2 x 3 inch printed sticky no...

The best ankle socks with the snarkiest sayings.

The best ankle socks with the snarkiest sayings. A perfect stocking stuffer!

Crush your cocktail in style with our "Welcome to the Shitshow" gold foil rocks glass. Rocks glasses are printed in Los Angeles. •13.25 oz. Americ...

Blank A2 card, with coordinating envelope. Hand printed on an antique letterpress in a cozy little studio in Minneapolis.   STAMP + SEND SINGLE CA...

Place Fred's grizzly-size oven mitts over your paws and beat the heat. You get a right and left mitt, constructed from insulated cotton with he...

FUN & FUNCTIONAL: Doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us; Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with Genuine Fre...

There's nothing more adorably wrong than a baby with a mustache. Fred’s mustache pacifier is hilarious to you, and comforting for baby. It's quali...

A2 size card, blank on the inside, Letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper. Packaged in a compostable sleeve with a recycled kraft envelope.   STAMP ...

DJ stove top on the ones and twos, and no, I don't take requests. For masters of the kitchen remixing recipes like it's their job, this funny oven ...

Add a fun and festive touch to your cocktail hour with these Cocktail Napkins from Boston International. Boasting a bright and cheerful design, th...

“I came for the recipes and stayed for the funny, personal writing. How could you not love a book with recipes like ‘Fuck It, Let’s Just Get Stoned...

Keep your snacks fun and fresh with this trompe l'oeil potato chip bag clip! Fred's POTATO CLIPS is a set of 4 bag clips that are so handy w...

Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Your little one's curiosity will be piqued by the gentle rattle sound and natural hand-...

Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doobie Birthday Candles. These wax party c...

Kick back, put your feet up and relax - your drink isn't going anywhere!  Add a personal tropical touch to your drinks with these My Tai reusa...

Add a fun and festive touch to your cocktail hour with these Cocktail Napkins from Boston International. Boasting a bright and cheerful design, th...

Add a fun and festive touch to your cocktail hour with these Cocktail Napkins from Boston International. Boasting a bright and cheerful design, th...

Add a fun and festive touch to your cocktail hour with these Cocktail Napkins from Boston International. Boasting a bright and cheerful design, th...

ROACH CLIPS are eerily realistic, all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips that will make you jump! Rubbery TPU roach with a sturdy ABS clip.

Hot pots? No problem! POT PINCHERS lobster pot grips are red and ready to protect your hands from the heat. Two pinchers made of heat-resistant...

Pin This, Bitches. Nobody has to know whats in your tumbler :)

But my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a glass of wine! Nobody has to know whats in your tumbler :)