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On a hot pink background with red cutout shapes sits a wooden tray with which paper crinkle and a handful of attractive gifts in a grapefruit color theme. The gifts include a soy "Paloma" candle, maroon novelty socks that say "I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM" in white, a can of Parch Prickly Paloma NA Cocktail, pink beverage napkins that say "Welcome to the Shitshow," Portland Syrups concentrated Grapefruit tonic mixer, a Lou's Libations cocktail kit, and a Willie's Cacao luscious orange dark chocolate square.
On a hot pink background with red cutout shapes sits a wooden tray with which paper crinkle and a handful of attractive gifts in a grapefruit color theme. The gifts include a soy "Paloma" candle, maroon novelty socks that say "I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM" in white, a can of Parch Prickly Paloma NA Cocktail, pink beverage napkins that say "Welcome to the Shitshow," Portland Syrups concentrated Grapefruit tonic mixer, a Lou's Libations cocktail kit, and a Willie's Cacao luscious orange dark chocolate square.

Paloma Perfection Craft Cocktail Gift Box

$89.99

Get ready to fiesta with our "Just Add Tequila" Paloma themed gift box! This snarky package has everything you need to embrace the wild side of life. Slip into our I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Socks, because who needs manners when you've got tequila? Mix up a storm with our variety of Paloma mixes, perfect for creating a cocktail that even the Dos Equis man would envy. Indulge your sweet tooth with the artisanal Luscious Orange chocolate bar, because life is too short for ordinary chocolate. And when things inevitably go off the rails, the Welcome to the Shitshow cocktail napkins are there to soak up the mess. Finally, set the mood with the Paloma candle, because a little ambiance makes any tequila-fueled adventure even better. So, grab your limes, salt, and a shot glass – it's time to party like there's no mañana!

  • I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Socks
  • Grapefruit Tonic 
  • Luscious Orange Dark Chocolate Bar
  • Rosemary's Paloma Infusion Mix 
  • Prickly Pear Paloma Mix 
  • Paloma Candle 
  • Snarky Napkins 

Please leave your gift message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box before adding this item to your shopping cart. We'll hand write it to include with the package.

*Individual items are subject to availability but not to worry - if something is out of stock, we'll swap it for a similar and equally awesome item.**Interested in adding or subbing products? Leave a message in the CUSTOM MESSAGE box or inquire by email! Contact our amazing shipping team at shipping@rockpaperscissorsshop.com.

**Items are packaged in our custom gift boxes with shredded paper & ribbon depending on items that fill the package. 

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