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  • Per My Previous Email Mug

    Per My Previous Email Mug

    Meriwether
    $20.00

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • Silently Correcting Your Grammar Mug

    Silently Correcting Your Grammar Mug

    Meriwether
    $18.50

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • This Meeting is Bullshit Mug

    This Meeting is Bullshit Mug

    Meriwether
    $18.50

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • Lip Shit- Assorted Flavors

    Lip Shit- Assorted Flavors

    Blue Q
    $8.99

    Your favorite stocking stuffer, and mine, is back in stock! Pick your flavor & enjoy this lip shit!

  • Brilliant ideas I had while drunk Journal

    Brilliant ideas I had while drunk Journal

    Meriwether
    $16.00

    Inspiration strikes people in many ways (in the shower, while dreaming...) But many of history's most brilliant ideas arose while drinking. It is ...

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  • Middle Fingers Mug

    Middle Fingers Mug

    Meriwether
    $20.00

    Can I get an amen?! .. Dishwasher safe.

  • People I Want to Punch in the Face Letter Pressed Journal

    People I Want to Punch in the Face Letter Pressed Journal

    Meriwether
    $16.00

    The ultimate shit list... It can get simply exhausting keeping track of all the people who have wronged you. Do you remember how rude that barist...

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  • Everything is Fine Shower Steamers

    Everything is Fine Shower Steamers

    Chez Gagné
    $25.00

    Set of 8 Aromatherapy Shower Steamers Made with Essential Oils Scent: Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli Box Size: 6 x 3 x 2 Set of 8: .8 oz Tablets / Tab...

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  • Remembering 2021 Ornament

    Remembering 2021 Ornament

    3C Etching
    $16.99

    For sale is an "Remembering 2021" wooden ornament by 3C Etching! Each is about 3 inches and made to order with only the highest of customer satisfa...

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  • You Are Very Smart And Pretty Sticky Note Packet

    You Are Very Smart And Pretty Sticky Note Packet

    Emily McDowell & Friends
    $14.99

    You deserve to know that you are extraordinary—and to hear why every damn day. Since other people are too self-absorbed to shower you with appropri...

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  • Done Parenting Today Shower Steamers

    Done Parenting Today Shower Steamers

    Chez Gagné
    $25.00

    Set of 8 Aromatherapy Shower Steamers Made with Essential Oils Scent: Orange Vanilla Box Size: 6 x 3 x 2 Set of 8: .8 oz Tablets / Tablets Measure ...

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  • There's Some Ho Ho Hos In This House Ornament

    There's Some Ho Ho Hos In This House Ornament

    3C Etching
    $16.99

    For sale is an engraved wooden ornament by 3C Etching! Each is about 3 inches and made to order with only the highest of customer satisfaction in m...

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  • F*ckin’ A Sticky Packet

    F*ckin’ A Sticky Packet

    Em & Friends
    $14.99

    When you share these sweary-ass sticky notes with your favorite pottymouths, they’ll be like, “This shit’s hella tight.” • NSFW stationery, great...

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  • 2021 Would Not Recommend Ornament

    2021 Would Not Recommend Ornament

    3C Etching
    $16.99

    For sale is an engraved "2021 Would Not Recommend" wooden ornament by 3C Etching! Each is about 3 inches and made to order with only the highest of...

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  • Festive Dinner Bibs

    Festive Dinner Bibs

    Gift Republic
    $8.99

    Keep your favorite Christmas sweater mess-free with these dinner bibs! Get the whole family in the Christmas spirit with 6 different character bibs...

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  • Same Shit Different Year 2021 Ornament

    Same Shit Different Year 2021 Ornament

    3C Etching
    $16.99

    For sale is an engraved wooden ornament by 3C Etching! Each is made to order with only the highest of customer satisfaction in mind. Each ornament ...

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  • Festive Face Glasses
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    Festive Face Glasses

    Gift Republic
    $8.99

    You’ll be quite the spectacle at your Christmas parties this year with our Festive Glasses, includes 6 different pairs to keep your face festively ...

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  • Caaats?! Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Holiday Spirit Ornament

    Holiday Spirit Ornament

    3C Etching
    $16.99

    For sale is an engraved wooden ornament by 3C Etching! Each is about 3 inches and made to order with only the highest of customer satisfaction in m...

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  • Festive Reindeer Nose

    Festive Reindeer Nose

    Gift Republic
    $8.99

    Do you have no i-deer what to wear for your next Christmas party? Well don't stress, we've got you covered with our light up reindeer nose.

  • My Dog Is Cool Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Coolest Guy Mens Snarky Socks

    Coolest Guy Mens Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Father's Day Gift - Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits mens sizes 7-12.

  • Dancing Jesus: Bobblehead

    Dancing Jesus: Bobblehead

    Hachette
    $14.99

    Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send! Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down, les...

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  • Yule Duel

    Yule Duel

    Ginger Fox
    $19.99

    A compendium of three classic card games, deliciously packaged for Christmas in a yule log box. There's no need to save space for this dessert! Inc...

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  • Get Your Sh*t Together Notebook

    Get Your Sh*t Together Notebook

    Meriwether
    $17.99

    Get your shit together and start acting like an adult. Amazing plush red velvet journal with silver foil press lettering. This journal i...

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  • Ringmaster Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Never Fart Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • My Cat is Cool Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Daily Struggle Sticky Note Packet

    Daily Struggle Sticky Note Packet

    Em & Friends
    $14.99

    Being a person is hard. Never underestimate the power of a sticky note that whispers “nope, it’s not just you.” • Six 2.75" x 2.75" pads • 40 shee...

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  • Asshole Kids Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Shitting Rainbows Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Delicate Flower Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Take No Shit Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • Just Taking This In Women's Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Mother's Day Gift-- Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits womens sizes 5-10.

  • F Off I'm Gaming Mens Snarky Socks

    F Off I'm Gaming Mens Snarky Socks

    Blue Q
    $15.00

    Our favorite white elephant or Father's Day Gift - Blue Q Soft Combed cotton socks! Fits mens sizes 7-12.